notanexpert

I'm not an expert but I know some stuff. Read the blog to laugh and cry with me.

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Perk of adulthood: snack time is whenever you want it to be. Yes, there is only that one perk #adulthood #snacks #snacks4eva

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Taking a walk down memory lane this weekend. #PNW #PalouseFalls #GoCougs

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#BigLittleLies has THE best soundtrack. And that Skarsgard guy helps too.

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I am VERY devoted to my yoga...........................................................pants. My #yogapants

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Happy first day of #MarchMadness may your brackets remain strong!

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@katyhearnFit redoing the #KHSummerChallenge & got my summer attitude 2 prep for my Hawaii wedding. Thx 4 the pre wed gift #mybooty

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Does anyone know a good cure for an eye twitch? Margaritas usually do it but those are "not allowed" at work #eyeroll #helpmethough

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@whoisalexjacob maybe it should be u next year & u make all the contestants compete in a trivia game ea. episode and it's actually jeopardy

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I did a workout. I ate a healthy meal. Why am I not bikini ready yet?! Why?!#howmanytimesdoihavetodothis

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Hella spontaneous wknd. Spontaneously decided to re-do master bedroom because this is fun/romance in your late 20s. #HGTVisthedrug

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Btw. I got final jeopardy right. #macgyver

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Getting liiiiiit Wheel of fortune followed by jeopardy My use of "getting" v gettttttiiiinnnnn was your first clue #notlit #idkwhatthatmeans

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I've been home from work for hours and am still wearing pants. @WebMD can you explain these symptoms? What's wrong with me? #adulting?

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I woke up this AM with the haunting realization that I am, in fact, not @rihanna #imdevastated #butiwanttheshoes

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@rabiasquared so is it kinda frowned upon otherwise? Asking for a friend...

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@MissingRSimmons @dtaberski R. Simms is giving me motivation in every episode. (Disregard my prev. Post about over eating ice cream)

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Nothing motivates me to workout tomorrow like spending my night eating a pint of Haagen Dazs chocolate pb ice cream #andnowimsad

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@sciam but don't we all, in a way?

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I love watching the #RachaelRay show and listening to the crowd get rowdy when she mentions bacon, prosciutto, or any cured meats

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My first mistake as #notanexpert that I'm admitting to...