💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚

27 YO mun. Independent portrayal of Linda The Underling from Hyperdimension Neptunia. Serious oriented. NONLewd on TL #NepRP #MVRP Avi art by SkurryX

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

“𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐬𝐬-𝐤𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐟𝐨𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞...𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚!”

Independent Portrayal of Linda The Underling

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

Hey all, it's a new month, and with that comes me telling y'all to check out my writing.

Thanks, bye.

[Rat_Hammer @Rat_Hammer]

This month, we present something a little different. Our story sidesteps a bit to bring us into familiar territory.

Here we go again.

New chapter of my Second Fanpart, Infernal Autonomy!

https://t.co/RG3L5CT9aR

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

“Uhhhhh, I’m in Lastation, Uni hates my guts, and Nepgear is always busy and stuck in Planeptune. So I can’t bother her until I get back.”

[『𝑵𝒐𝒊𝒓𝒆』 @RegalityBlack]

"Haah.

Don't suppose I'm getting out of this... Why me, of all people, though?"

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

“Yeah!

I dunno! We’ll go out on the town! See the parades! All sorts of stuff! Get up!”

Dear god…

[『𝑵𝒐𝒊𝒓𝒆』 @RegalityBlack]

"An adventure?..."

A brow raised from the Goddess. She... wasn't going to question the girls excitement or energy.

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

“We’re going on an adventure!

I’m gay! You’re gay! We gotta go see the sights! It’s a month for us!”

[『𝑵𝒐𝒊𝒓𝒆』 @RegalityBlack]

"...
...
...

Congratulations?..."

The Goddess blinked a few times at the woman.

"... Wait, why are you in my room?"

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

“IT’S PRIDE MONTH BITCH! I’M GONNA GET CRAZY!” She sets off a loud ass confetti popper, showering Noire’s bed in rainbow confetti.

[『𝑵𝒐𝒊𝒓𝒆』 @RegalityBlack]

"...

Eh?..."

She was having a good sleep...

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

"Why the hell do I feel somethin', lookin' at this?

Stupid friggin' grown ass broad... Quit makin' me feel things."

[Linda's Strongest Soldier (Megadimension Arc) @Watcher20047973]

The Noire incident lowkey gave me trauma because I dreamed of a scenario where you fight some boss thing at the start of Vert's campaign and if you die it autosaves before the attack that killed you, forcing you to play it over and over until you get good enough rng so as to live

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

"I should get into politics...

That would work well..."

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

“Oh don’t worry about telling me. I’ll be watching.”

What? What does she mean by that???

How???

A blank smile, after saying a vaguely ominous statement.

[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝙁𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙆𝙔 @LAZERSENTAI]

Oi! I'm not the type to rat people out. I can easily lie and say it was me who did it!
What's not a prank without getting any enjoyment from it? 'Sides, I wasn't the one who started this.

(He pouted, scrunching up his nose as he remembered the awful smell.)

[→]

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

--to pull. I ain't takin' the blame for this. You design it, make it as you-designed as possible, and put your whole chest into it."

Also known as, she doesn't want to go to war with the straw hats.

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

"I mean, it makes sense. It'd probably be the cheapest way to do it. Doesn't need gunpowder, just some coiled springs and some sort of trigger."

It's crazy, she locks in for pranks and nothing the fuck else.

"No no, I don't want to be the flagbearer for whatever you're about--

[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝙁𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙆𝙔 @LAZERSENTAI]

A jack in the box❓️

I think I'm liking yer mind! Maybe I'll let ya design the outer box as a thanks for the idea.

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

"SHE CAN ROUND UP MY WOODY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I--

She follows me here...

SHE FOLLOWS ME HERE-- DELETE! DELETE!!!"

[Linda's Strongest Soldier (Megadimension Arc) @Watcher20047973]

30 minutes into Woody's Roundup and she gives you this look

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

@Krispy_OS “What the fuck??? Are you nuts???”

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

"Said they needed a stealth soldier.

I went and put my hand on the Hibachi Hot Plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off.

They will NEVER find me!"

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

@Krispy_OS "Why are you smiling like that when you say that"

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

“I’ll catch up on it later. Her presentations are usually pretty lame.”

[𝑮𝑶𝑫𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝑶𝑭 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑶𝑺 @AtariOfTari]

Lastation’s State of Play is today.

Entertain me, CPU of Lastation.

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

“Ahuh, Ahuh… So just something to propel the eggs…

Maybe fire crackers? Or you could strap them onto like… a jack in the box?”

[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝙁𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙆𝙔 @LAZERSENTAI]

A couple of feet. Nothin' too big. Otherwise, all my furniture would stink up. I should say that maybe the eggs will be rotten.

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

"How big of an explosion are we talkin' here?"

The rat pulls out a notepad and begins scribbling, as if she has a single functional thought in her head.

[𝘾𝙔𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙂 𝙁𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙆𝙔 @LAZERSENTAI]

'M bored. What's the fastest way to blow up somethin' made of eggs?

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

If you're cold, she's cold!

Let her in your home.

[💚Linda💚The Criminal Underling💚Villain Supreme💚 @NotAnUnderling]

She's only woken up because someone is rummaging through the ship.

There's an intruder.

Goddammit.

The intruder immediately freezes up like a cryptid caught on camera, staring at the pirate, in hopes she's not truly awake.

[𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖔 𝕽𝖔𝖇𝖎𝖓 @HanaHanaNoir]

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━ She's woken up from a bad dream.