Achal Miglani

Trying to adult.

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Normalise liking your own content because bhenchod 8 followers mei jaan loge kya

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No hollywood director or script writer is as good as our very own reality show "IPL" writers. Beat that.

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Do you ever feel so insecure about something that you start getting this unusual inferior vibe like you suck? No? Ok Sorry.

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All the natural blondes, do y'all have blonde pubes too?

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@oopsvirk That you better be me

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@oopsvirk Jhooti bhenchod

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@Bhavika40080446 Usko mat chodh diyo dusre ke liye

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Imagine having sensible talks with your parents.
Yeah just imagine.

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If you cant love yourself then how can you ever love me?

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@oopsvirk Should i be scared?

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Found trash

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Not that any of you cared or noticed, but just to satisfy my dignity, I'm back and active again guys. Yey

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Okay so my girlfriend told me that she's upset cause whenever she tells a guy that she ain't single anymore, that guy vanishes. Bitch the only motive of us guys is to hunt single girls what else do you expect, "congratulations sister?"

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Sharing room with your sister automatically fucks up your masculinity. Fuck it imma try all kinds of face packs and glow my skin.

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I'm lowkey jealous of my ex because she finally got into NASA as she discovered three new world's in the span of just three months.

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My girl really be posting hot chick pictures and expects me not to over react. Bitch I know guys, I'm guys.

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Bitches be like i know a spot and introduces you to their casanova male best friend.

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@oopsvirk Dayum he's goals

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@oopsvirk You make me wanna puke

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Yeh pencil bol bol ke jo sabki love life cancel kari thi bachpan mei ussi ka karma milra hai.