Not Andrew Turner MP

Warning: May Contain sPOOF. Loves hanging, tigers, hunting & Wight Power, hates mirrors. Not Andrew Turner from the Isle of White. The pisspoor Conservative MP.

[Not Andrew Turner MP @NotAndrewTurner]

Fucking Strong and fucking Stable all the way

[Isabel Hardman @IsabelHardman]

Numbers: 200 confidence, 117 no confidence

[Not Andrew Turner MP @NotAndrewTurner]

Brexity wrexity stuff gives me a hard border

[Not Andrew Turner MP @NotAndrewTurner]

@AddmannIW Funnily enough I have been maced in the bollocks before, but that’s another story

[Not Andrew Turner MP @NotAndrewTurner]

Let me know when you want me back, bitches 👊🤪

[Not Andrew Turner MP @NotAndrewTurner]

Yep, photo or it don’t happen 📸

[Not Andrew Turner MP @NotAndrewTurner]

@IoWBobSeely Did she mention tigers? 🐅

[Not Andrew Turner MP @NotAndrewTurner]

I’m no friend of Dorothy #Brexit

[Bob Seely @IoWBobSeely]

We need to back @10DowningStreet to deliver #Brexit. We do not need hardline factions from either extreme thinking that the answers lie Somewhere Over The Rainbow. #JudyGarland.

[Not Andrew Turner MP @NotAndrewTurner]

BOOM I'M OUTTA HERE BITCHES https://t.co/GLhoiIU6bZ

[BBC Hampshire & Isle of Wight @BBCSouthNews]

BREAKING: The Isle of Wight MP Andrew Turner has announced he will not be standing at the general election

[Not Andrew Turner MP @NotAndrewTurner]

Just phoned @IoWBobSeely to see if he's free on 8th June.

He is.

#GE2017

[Not Andrew Turner MP @NotAndrewTurner]

Cool beans - I'm in the Daily Mail https://t.co/rFiOgYGxDc

[Not Andrew Turner MP @NotAndrewTurner]

Don't be silly,
Be a smartie,
Vote for me & the Isle of Wight Nasty Party

#GE2017

[Not Andrew Turner MP @NotAndrewTurner]

Don't forget, I beat off stiff competition at the last erection & I will do it again #GE2017

[Not Andrew Turner MP @NotAndrewTurner]

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

[Not Andrew Turner MP @NotAndrewTurner]

Wishing you a strong and stable #edballsday

[Not Andrew Turner MP @NotAndrewTurner]

We're fucked if they ever form some kind of Union https://t.co/tm6zrr5Omn

[The Independent @Independent]

Theresa May accuses every EU country of ganging up on Britain over Brexit https://t.co/RpZLBnOcz3

[Not Andrew Turner MP @NotAndrewTurner]

I am strong
I am stable
I am secure
I am strong
I am stable
I am secure
I am strong
I am stable
I am secure
*repeat until 9 June*
#GE2017

[Adam Manning @AddmannIW]

@NotAndrewTurner Thing is, it is clear you are a Romanian immigrant from your photo .....

[Not Andrew Turner MP @NotAndrewTurner]

@AddmannIW Busted #Lol

[Not Andrew Turner MP @NotAndrewTurner]

Funny how @cllrianward can use Twitter well enough to block me, but doesn't know how to delete a racist tweet 🤔#IsleofWight

[Not Andrew Turner MP @NotAndrewTurner]

Trying.
To.
Smile.
Hurts.
My.
Face.