Not Anita Alvarez

Lock 'em up now, worry about innocence later. Red suit enthusiast, BK lover, Necrophilia-curious (parody account)

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

So in the end, #LaquanMcDonald got more bullets than I got votes.

#ByeAnita #400days #13shots

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

It appears my work here is done.

[mic drop] https://t.co/Gua9FBHscM

[Spuds "Reprehensible Tweets" McKenzie @AyeRishPirate]

@NotAnitaAlvarez NAA, you've won. Time to put away your spurs buckaroo and find another candidate to mock. So many choices await you.

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

Unreal that #DorothyBrown & #HillaryClinton won while under Federal investigation, & all it took was 17 major fuckups to derail my campaign.

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

First she steals my job, then my FUCKING WARDROBE.

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

I tweet WAY more on this one anyway. https://t.co/AyQNt4TtVZ

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

From the bottom of my heart, Id just like to say to my tens & TENS of supporters: what the fuck were you thinking?

#ByeAnita #ElectionNight

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

At the very least I thought I'd pack the room w/the ASA's Ive sold out, demoted & fired to see me concede. #ByeAnita

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

No I requested it personally. About to pack my bags & leave tonight. #ByeAnita https://t.co/kf7RSEwTJX

[Brad Edwards @tvbrad]

Playlist: DJ spinning "Two Tickets to Paradise" at #AnitaAlvarez event @PalmerHouse, may need to re-think playlist.

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

This guy gets me. 🍷 https://t.co/57XyNwz1IS

[Brad Edwards @tvbrad]

Let's Drink: Bar is already open @PalmerHouse's tony "Empire Room" for #AnitaAlvarez event. @cbschicago

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

More booze for me. 🍷 https://t.co/KN0ZzduPxb

[Erica Demarest @ericademarest]

More press than guests so far at Anita Alvarez event. Polls close in 10 minutes @DNAinfoCHI

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

I'll be honest. Even Anita Alvarez had a hard time voting for Anita Alvarez. #iVoted

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

Im all 'how do I look like a human being' & theyre all 'yo get sum fuckin oranges & wear yo moms workout sweatshirt'

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

@GangUnitAnita MOST SUCCESSFUL PROSECUTION EVER. 💪🏼💯🍻💅🏼

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

Love meeting my fans!

#Imnumber1! #ByeAnita

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

...and I've been recognized locally for other reasons. #ByeAnita https://t.co/cPdc6fCckR

[Anita Alvarez @SAAnitaAlvarez]

I've been recognized nationally for my progressive approach to diversion programs, keeping low-level, non-violent offenders out of jail

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

I wasn’t actually volunteering, but after protesters chased me into Lake Michigan I thought I’d kill two birds... https://t.co/1pQVacDuDs

[Anita Alvarez @SAAnitaAlvarez]

Taking the Plunge for Special Olympics !! @SpecialOChi

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

It's nice to find a black person who doesn't know who I am! https://t.co/ZaNOKKWt8D

[Anita Alvarez @SAAnitaAlvarez]

Plunging with Bears Great Otis Wilson #85chibears #blitzotisblitz!! @OtisWilson_55

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

I've taken the appropriate action & indicted @GangUnitAnita under the seldom used "Douchebag Tweet Theft" statute.🖕🏼

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

....and this is important - regardless of guilt. 👍🏼 https://t.co/pCYjp8vhHW

[Anita Alvarez @SAAnitaAlvarez]

Justice is not served by arresting someone. Justice is served when, at the completion of a trial, the defendant is held accountable.

[Not Anita Alvarez @NotAnitaAlvarez]

Nearly concluded my investigation into Bernie Sanders 1963 arrest - need a few more decades to see if there's video. https://t.co/g4WFBw0XHD

[Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune]

1963 arrest photo of young activist Bernie Sanders emerges from Chicago Tribune archives https://t.co/0zYArWlYwx