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i shoot film and drive boats. no loss is permanent, because nothing is permanent, ever.

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House thread house thread

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And here. We. Go.

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@Duck_Hunter_Tx Right?? That’s what I’m saying!

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He cleaned out his locker last week and he’s having us over to “go shopping in his cosplay bin” 😂. I asked him to snag me some NODs

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One of my favorite friend arcs is my buddy who’s retiring from the SEALs this year, and all he wants to do every weekend is cook for us and drink basic bitch cocktails. It’s spectacular. And he’s a fantastic cook.

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@Mike_kim714 @theclutchdaily The hardest ones i think would be the chip ins and the 1200 8-footers

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What I’m finding out is there are a lot of golf twit burners who carry it 300 every drive.

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1) your back would be ruined
2) no
3) super feasible. easy money
4) that’s 1 made putt per 1.2 minutes for 24 hours straight
5) doable but not as easy as 3

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@Duck_Hunter_Tx I really wanted some desert digi cam but he’s keeping all that. Couldn’t snag us any MREs or NODs either. SMH.

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@citizen_working lol i got you

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1) your back would be ruined
2) no
3) super feasible. easy money
4) that’s 1 made putt per 1.2 minutes for 24 hours straight
5) doable but not as easy as 3

[Clutch Daily @theclutchdaily]

$150M if you complete ONE of these in 24 hours:

1. Hit 200 drives over 280 yards (measured)
2. Chip in 50 times from 15–25 yards
3. Walk and play 54 holes while carrying your bag the whole way
4. Make 1,200 putts from inside 8 feet
5. Play 6 full rounds and break 85 in every single one

Which one are you actually taking? ⬇️

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@citizen_working Try that again

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@Duck_Hunter_Tx Full goretex rain suit!

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@DanielitoG25 Honestly this is a fantastic strategy

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@EddyBratz I can walk 18 in under 3 i think I’ll be ok

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@CFBGolfer @MVPbetz Well you’d still get team golf. I just don’t want to watch the duke in the finals again.

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My #internetinvitational format suggestion is instead of picking teams right away, do a “pros” bracket and a “joes” bracket, individual stroke play, top half from each move on to the next round and teams are picked then.

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@dahlgren_linus Ha yeah well last year the only BDS guy who made it through day 1 was a producer. So.

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@MVPbetz I mean i didn’t say it was bad. This was just an idea for what I think would be entertaining.

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@quinncoherent Oh yeah. It’s super easy. You either do it arthoscopiclly or open. They go in and snip the carpal band. Like 2-3 days recovery, all out patient.

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@AndrewDettmer Agreed. Superior is like 10% of the worlds fresh water supply lol.

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I’ve been competitively sailing all over the world for the last 20 years. Some of the largest waves I’ve sailed in were on Lake Michigan.

[ZachInMilwaukee @ZachInMillioke]

Comments I’ve seen brought about by the Edmund Fitzgerald

- Lakes don’t get 20’ waves
- How tf would you fit a 1,000’ boat on a lake

The coastal elites will never understand the scale of the Great Lakes

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@Road_Builder_TX lol between this and “300+ yard drives 100/100 in the fairway” one it’s been a week

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@KendraMiddleton Orgasm. I eat some kind of sauce multiple times a day. I do not orgasm multiple times a day.