Shaq calls Jusuf Nurkic ‘soft’ for thinking about pressing charges on Draymond Green
“You’re going to ruin what i created in the big man alliance…This is something I would tell you to your face if I saw you. You can’t press charges, you just gotta get your big a** up and hit somebody back. How about that? With your big soft a**”
(🎥 @bigpodwithshaq / https://t.co/V21sbIjp1L)
Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.
Me: How much do I owe?
Gov’t: You have to figure that out.
Me: I just pay whatever I want?
Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number, too.
Me: What if I get it wrong?
Gov’t: You go to prison.
"You keep joining superteams to win an NBA title. How about we workout together sometime so I can teach you how to carry your own team."
Giannis to Kevin Durant 💀🤣
Bob Marley was once asked if there was a perfect woman. He replies: Who cares about perfection? Even the moon is not perfect, it is full of craters. The sea is incredibly beautiful but salty and dark in the depths. The sky is always infinite, but often cloudy. So, everything that is beautiful isn't perfect, it's special. Therefore, every woman can be special to someone. Stop being "perfect", but try to be free and live, doing what you love, not wanting to impress others. I just love this!