Not Patrick Bateman

My name is patrick bateman. I live in the american gardens building, on west 81st street. I work on wall street, at Pierce & Pierce.

[Ian Seguna👊🏼🍆💦 @MySeguna85]

@NotBateman @AngryPatBateman try getting a reservation at Dorsia's now you stupid fucking bastard!!👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[Not Patrick Bateman @NotBateman]

I was looking at some CD's today, and on the best of Huey Lewis and the News they left out hip to be square, I blame Paul Allen. #outrageous

[Not Patrick Bateman @NotBateman]

I think it is just atrocious how people think that the early work of Huey Lewis & the News is better than the classic album, "Fore!"

[Not Patrick Bateman @NotBateman]

Steph curry should check out a gram with a customizable "Splash" watermark

[Not Patrick Bateman @NotBateman]

@NotBateman that gram would be worth nothing now

[Not Patrick Bateman @NotBateman]

I hope Cam Newton gets a customized watermark that says MVP on his business cards.

[Not Patrick Bateman @NotBateman]

I still can't believe that Timothy Brice prefers van pattens card rather than my luscious, non watermarked card.

[Not Patrick Bateman @NotBateman]

My god, these grams are hideous. Not a watermark in sight.

[Not Patrick Bateman @NotBateman]

All Van Patten has to contribute is getting a damn reservation

[Ian Seguna👊🏼🍆💦 @MySeguna85]

@MattiusBackius @NotBateman @AngryPatBateman the t shirt I'm currently working 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[Not Patrick Bateman @NotBateman]

Haven't been on here in a while, anyone up for Nell's at say 7 or 7:30 perhaps tonight ? Hell I'll call up Allen to get us a Rez at Dorsia!

[Not Patrick Bateman @NotBateman]

@MySeguna85 @BradyHallahan @AngryPatBateman great idea, let's get a reservation as well. 8:30 at Nell's?

[Ian Seguna👊🏼🍆💦 @MySeguna85]

@BradyHallahan my man you must follow @AngryPatBateman and @NotBateman 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😂😂😂🔪🔪🔪

[Matt Back @MattNotFront]

@MySeguna85 @trickyricky_12 @NotBateman

We went to a musical called Africa O Africa.

It was a laugh riot.

[Matt Back @MattNotFront]

@MySeguna85 @trickyricky_12 @NotBateman

My name is Paul….

….

Paul Allen.

Got that?

[Not Patrick Bateman @NotBateman]

Do you know what Ed Gein said about women ?

[Ian Seguna👊🏼🍆💦 @MySeguna85]

@MattiusBackius @trickyricky_12 @NotBateman try getting a reservation at dorsias now you stupid fucking bastard!👍🏻😂

[RickyV @trickyricky_12]

@MySeguna85 @MattiusBackius @NotBateman @AngryPatBateman brilliant movie

[Ian Seguna👊🏼🍆💦 @MySeguna85]

@MattiusBackius @NotBateman @AngryPatBateman so much 2 watch on Netflix,but I succumb 2 this movie once again👍🏻👍🏻🔪🔪