Baz McCullum

The greatest batsman in New Zealand history. Tats only beaten by Dernbach. Will do anything for a tenner. More leg-side-slogs than Taylor. And I'm captain. Ha.

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

Dear @Tomlatham2,

I'm still Guppy's natural opening partner. Back to the bench with ye!

Yours in Birmingham,

Baz.

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

@NotNossy Quite right. When Zimbabwe 'won' in 2011, the Baz XI didn't lose, we were differently winners!

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

Loving life in the hot, summery Midlands while @NotNossy and co freeze in wet and dreary Zimbabwe...oh, no, nevermind.

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

@NotNossy I do so artistically, you're just gobshite. #KaneTheKid #LosesToZimbabwe

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

@EmmaBeale1 @NotNossy *generic sexist, humorous, crude joke*

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

@Corpse_in_Pads Starc misses the game, MJ breaks down overnight, suddenly Pat Cummins is in the XI with exactly zero FC games in 2 years

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

Also, farewell to @ShaneRWatson33. One of the few Australians with the heart to given NZ a chance of winning. #ThanksShane #MuchObliged

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

That's right, @davidwarner31 LACKS RESPECT. #BazSlam #BazTheAdjudicator #JudgeJuryBazecutioner

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

@BlackCapsNo1Fan But whilst Baz isn't on Twitter, I'm his most official alter ego.

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

What do we reckon guys, is Baz awesome enough that @BarackObama should follow him? #GoBaz #PleaseBarack #BarackAndBazAreAlmostHomophones

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

I hope I didn't fix...I don't really know. IPL games start at like 3am NZT, so I sleep through most of them. https://t.co/TuuOWOaaqq

[Xdulkar-Sydney @xdulkar]

@NotBazMcCullum Unless ur name in 15?
MT>SC must release name of 15 cricketers indicted in ##MudgalMatchFixing report >sat for nearly a year

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

I'd be more worried for @SPFleming7 than myself. @NotNossy @tam_timmy

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

Baz nominates @SunRisers as his next IPL team, so he can tell @NotNossy to piss off. #CaptainsCrusade

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

When they say @ChennaiIPL have been banned, they don't mean I've been banned...right? #Baz4Lyf

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

Afternoon gents. Not touring Zimbabwe or South Africa, so I've got some time on my hands. Don't do my job too well @NotNossy

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

When @MccullumNathan isn't playing, I feel torn. I miss my brother, but then again I no longer have to fight for the "best McCullum" award..

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

I'm gonna make a 38 ball ton today. Just to spite @DijaRyder #BazBatsBest

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

Terrific throw that, Baz. Straight into the keeper's mitts almost.

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

Boowwwllled @tam_timmy. But more importantly, well captained Skip.

[Baz McCullum @NotBazMcCullum]

Hashim Amla is overwhelmed by Baz's awesome captaincy.