Fake Berea Police

Cracking down on crime, one party at a time. Not actually affiliated with Berea Police...I swear.

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@BWHardAss @BWProblems @BWRealTalk @___saramarie @LOLBerea we got engaged on the twitter-machine to preserve justice.

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Pour up, drank. Head shot, drank. Sit down, drank. Stand up, drank. Pass out, drank. Wake up, arrested. Fined.

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@lmikula3 he didn't use his turn signal early enough. So we're currently impounding his car

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@YJames4L you're welcome. Respect our authority.

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Manti Te'o's girlfriend would be facing a pretty serious fine if she actually existed.

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@Dan_Craft perfect, now we know the address we can evict you from. Also, why don't you try drinking American beer you communist.

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The hooligan who left the empty case of Labatt Blue on seminary will pay dearly. Welcome back to campus.

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@BWUbatman if we had it our way, we'd just build a bigger jail.

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Tonight is the night we finally nail that fat cookie-stealing bastard Santa Claus for breaking and entering.

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Do people sing christmas carols in public any more? We're not sure. But if they do we'll nail them with a noise complaint.

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Berea police officers aren't allowed to own pets unless they are trained to take no prisoners.

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We have a zero tolerance policy for just about everything.

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"@BWProblems: and it's only 11 am #BWproblems" we found a budweiser bottle cap.

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Why don't the berea police take any days off you ask? short answer: justice doesn't have any vacation days.

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"@TheGannonBallZ: @NotBereaPolice follow me now? Shit they must be on to my meth la...err..i mean harmless chemistry set" suck justice punk.

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We completely support the BW parking service guys. They provide a very valuable service to the school.

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Any and all Michigan fans will be shown the finest damn police brutality this department has to offer!

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Respect my authority.

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Anyone caught going to the bar drunk and/or leaving the bar drunk will be tazed until sober. Don't be "shocked" if it happens to you. #pun

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We over here at the department are doing our duty as american citizens and voting. For the nazi party.