Bob Costas

I have 28 more Emmys than you. So suck it.

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Who needs Luck when you have Orlovsky? #JimIrsayJustShitHisPants

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Other than the Colts gameplay, that roughing the passer call is the weakest thing I've seen in Lucas Oil Stadium this season. #AskOrlovsky

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Preposterous! RT @Tony_Fuller @andy_fuller The account is not "verified," but it appears Bob Costas is on the twitter machine. @BobCostasNBC

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I happened to be playing golf alongside Kim Jong Il that magical day in '94. It's true he did shoot a 34...then we walked to the 5th tee box

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I'm Tebowing knucklehead! RT @SilentRobRadio Bob Costas looks like he is taking a knee

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Hey Joe Flacco, Serena Williams called....she wants her mustache back.

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Mustache Rides - 25 cents. Get in line @Fr8line @PeytonsHead I guess as long as bob costas has a face you will always have a place to sit

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Whoa whoa whoa! I'd never do that on TV, this is a family program @jamesmthomson Honey, get the kids, Bob Costas is pontificating on TV!

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Finally, someone gets it. RT @rodidds i feel like bob costas thinks (and knows) he's smarter than everyone else

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Look alive kids, Uncle Bob is on the mic in a few short minutes

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Trainers currently checking Mike Tolbert ('s pants) on the sideline to see if he did in fact get the shit knocked out of him by Ray Lewis.

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FUN FACT: If you laid a $10 parlay on a Packers loss, Colts win, and a Ochocinco TD, you'd literally never have to work again in your life.

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The Chiefs beating the Packers makes about as much sense as wiping before you shit.

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Some things are just unexplainable....like how this Tampa team beat both the Saints & Falcons, and how Jemele Hill has a job at @espn

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What channel is the Jaguars/Falcons game on? I thought it was #NFL Network, but for some reason they're showing Barnum and Bailey Circus.

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Because of @nickjfrost & @Andy_Richter I can't go anywhere without giving hugs. Thank God the Sandusky interview was done via phone. #CONAN

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All I do is kill it! #BoomImARabbi #CONAN RT @PandlHandl Bob Costas is absolutely killing it on Conan right now.

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Killin' it on @ConanOBrien #BoomImARabbi

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BREAKING NEWS: Chris Paul traded to Cleveland for a sack of marbles and Harry's dead bird "Petey." Pending approval by Slave Master Stern.

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Sam Bradford just got hit so hard that his fanny pack was knocked off