Not Bob Dutkowsky

Parody of CEO, Bob Dutkowsky. I'm just more honest and less offensive. This account is not affiliated with Tech Data. #NoTo401Kmatch #OBOBACARE

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REAL TWEET IV: how can we keep United Healthcare honest if we dont at least get a quote from another healthcare company every 5 years or so?

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REAL TWEET III: @Tech_Data has not put out to bid our healthcare in nearly 2 decades. So we've been stuck with United Healthcare's garbage.

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REAL TWEET II: We have to pay 20% for something like a surgery but those who can afford it most, pay nothing. They're fucking thieves.

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REAL TWEET: Sr. Upper Mgmt. pays $0 in medical copays. ZERO! That's right- Bob, Jeff, Joe don't pay a fucking dime if they go to a hospital

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To further clarify my promotion of Joe Q, I just think stupid ppl (like you) think he's what a smart person looks like. #TiredOfExplaining

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Good news, you ppl. You'll be able to keep your #OBOBOCARE, it'll just cost more out of each paycheck. #AmInotMerciful?

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6. Looking forward to hearing what you have to say at this month's Benefits Meeting. Be prepared if it's bad news for us employees.

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5. So ask yourselves in the future "will this decision fuck w/the lives of the employees?"

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4. By fucking w/our lives I mean giving us even shittier benefits, lousy or no raises, robbing us of our 401K again, et cet...

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3. Basically I'll say "we TD employees love working w/you. Plz have our back & tell our @Tech_Data 'decision makers' to treat us well."

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2. If you fuck with the lives of avg @Tech_Data employees I will send an individual message to all these Twitter accounts informing them.

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1. Dear @Tech_Data Board & Upper Mgmt: I've compiled a private list of hundreds of Twitter handles of customers, vendors & their employees.

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Meet Brd of Drctr member David Upton, another thief who thought u didn't need a 401K match for 2 years. Remember him.

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Which one of you womens want a nice lateral promotion this week?? Girlies love lateral promotions! #PalsBeforeGals #LadiesLastInDisty

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B4 you ppl go 2 the Emergency Room, ask yourself "Is it really worth living if I have to make that enormous 'co-payment'?" #OBOBACARE

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I almost went with Pete as Sales President, but too many of you people respected him. So I went with the transparent, phony douche instead.

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@Salanco @timster727 I wouldn't necessarily say you "work".

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Last Real Tweet: Thanks guys! I haven't posted in a week and my Twitter page still had 2,000 views. #Blushing

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So basically "fuck you". If you screw with the lives of us @Tech_Data employees it's going public.

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I know you higher ups wanted this to remain "confidential", but we employees get stepped on when you want us to keep things 'in house'.