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I'm 1/2 a gaf. Back up of a back that might not be backed up.

[Not Bolte @NotBolte]

Logging into Netflix like...

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You mean @chokeonritalin dusted me off for nothing!?!? Back to the closet for me I guess. :(

[Not Bolte @NotBolte]

Right after we arrest the Manager at Target for not selling you a electric toothbrush for a penny.

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Senators and Presidents aren’t above the law #ArrestRandPaul

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@IANfidance @CrumbBumm @pwroflov @justsomecnote @WheelsBack @BlazedGeek @papasbasement My gang is full of white people (and John) not like those fake TV multi-racial gangs.

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@IANfidance STOLEN VALOR! #GANGGANG @CrumbBumm @pwroflov @justsomecnote @WheelsBack @BlazedGeek @papasbasement

[Not Bolte @NotBolte]

@m_jackoff Halfway through it I had came twice. Don't judge me.

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@PacoTac85785143 @m_jackoff @Lorelei69 I didn't even get a reason...but I know who reported me...DO NOT play tic-tac-toe on a bald guys 4head. They get BITTER

[Not Bolte @NotBolte]

@m_jackoff @PacoTac85785143 @Lorelei69 No way! You were a good egg and you didn't do nuff'n.

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@justsomecnote Guess who isn't block by Bobby!?!?

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@justsomecnote 1/2 man, 1/2 amazing, 1/2 fabulous, 50% more than the average man, but not fat.

[Not Bolte @NotBolte]

So I get to re-do all my old gags again huh?

[Not Bolte @NotBolte]

@Lorelei69 Hey you didn't answer so I went ahead with the tat. I could only get She Nan on it, so I had him flip is and add igans on the bottom part.

[Not Bolte @NotBolte]

@Lorelei69 Are we dating now? I kinda need to know cause I already set an appointment with my tattoo artist.

[Not Bolte @NotBolte]

@Lorelei69 Hell yes! BUT only if I can wear my thong and of course my dress thong for dinners.

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@klinkoh @m_jackoff Do you even mayo, bro?

[Garbage Days Podcast @garbagedayspod]

New eppy of the pod is out right now sweet darlings. We talk about the new Eminem album, and some other things https://t.co/NZzOz93nON

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@justsomecnote OH!!! I can once again see Seth's account! I'm going to slide into his DMs head first!