Brett Collins

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[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

New Players Required for BrettCC, sorry I meant @TottySports
1. You can't be as good as me
2. You have to have played for @WoodbankCC

[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

Eager for the season to start, can't wait! Don't know how I'm going spend my first wage

[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

@greenmountcc This is on grass though, not sand!!

[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

@NickyLester12 @PeterHamer4
Judging by the size of you Nicky, you don't have much trouble putting stuff in your own mouth to be fair

[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

It's been awfully quiet on here since Saturday's meeting. Has there been a sworn to secrecy agreement signed @TottySports ???

[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

*except me of course https://t.co/Xgo6GsHxDU

[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

@drpbuffy @PeterHamer4 @TottySports
Well this is awkward.

[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

@wattylad88 @TottySports I'd quite happily sanction that if it meant you retired and never played again.

[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

@TottySports We're also changing the name to Brettington St Woodbank aren't we?

[Tottington St Johns Cricket Club @TottyStJohnsCC]

Don't forget our big player's meeting, and EGM tomorrow. Pavilion, 1pm - changes to club constitution to be agreed!

[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

And bloody big bibs too! https://t.co/pmhylNUbIU

[GMCLtransfergossip @GMCLrumourmill]

Good luck to @TottySports with @NotBretCollins in their club. If he's the same as he was in the BDCA you'll need plenty of bibs. #crybaby

[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

@twinsdad72 @sholt02 @TottySports
You have about as much inside knowledge as you have hairs on your head.

[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

@PeterHamer4 @GMCLrumourmill @baldshrek @TottySports @SniffSuper @Snifferskagool
There's only one saville and he's pro @WoodbankCC #nowthen

[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

@PeterHamer4 @drpbuffy @wattylad88 @TottySports @WoodbankCC
Hey sniff. Stop stealing our players. Brooksy and now the Dr.

[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

Ryan Wilkes? WILKES??? How many times @TottySports? I said BARKER!!! 😡 https://t.co/CSlsX0CNIB

[Woodbank CC @WoodbankCC]

Woodbank CC would like to wish Bret Collins & Ryan Wilkes the best of luck as they leave us to join @TottySports
Good Luck Fellas! #UTB

[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

@wattylad88 @TottySports Good try skipper. Keep trying to work it out it amuses me. Pint of Warsteiner when you're ready please.

[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

@wattylad88 @TottySports what you laughing at? Your batting average last year? Or your lame excuses for your 'sore' knee?

[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

Tonight is my official signing for @TottySports parade through Manchester.
For some reason the olympians think it's for them

[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

@PeterHamer4 @DanSumner16 @Mattyg94
You think id let them 2 spunk garglers run my twitter account? Yeah right. #cooeyyy 😉

[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

@PeterHamer4 @Sam1998Collins it's not all about money Peter you know that

[Brett Collins @NotBretCollins]

@Sam1998Collins Hi Son where you scoring next year?