Not Brett Sutton

I'm both handsome and wise. A God amongst men. Not actually Brett Sutton.

[Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton]

Dan vs NSW government vs Federal government #whackitywhack

[Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton]

Smiley Dan is a genuine Sunday vibe

[Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton]

This is an annoyance, a misdemeanor, a felon, a crime, a tragedy, a disturbance in the force and an abhorrent sin. I’m surprised the USA don’t force captives to drink it during interrogations. This nonsense must end.

[Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton]

@DangerousDaveW True, most use Instagram too!

[Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton]

Nice try Dangerous, but we all know that the vaccine isn’t effective unless you check in while you’re queuing and then post a photo afterwards

[Dave Williams @DangerousDaveW]

No Facebook or Insta? With all this time on your hands, what a great use of time to get vaccinated! #onefortheteam

[Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton]

CFMEU expect no delays as a result of the 14 day construction shut down. The absence of Facebook and Instagram means sites will actually be getting work done at unprecedented rates today.

[Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton]

Gold Coast Suns right now

[The Onion @TheOnion]

The Worst Sports Teams Of All Time https://t.co/37E5fZj8CM

[Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton]

@somewherein84 And then the clock on the silo says 11 degrees, just to add to the confusion

[Ash @AshPolitik]

Covid compliance just increased by 100% as #facebookdown

[Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton]

Luckily Mt Buller isn’t under the same restrictions as metro Melbourne

[10 News Melbourne @10NewsMelb]

Authorities have warned Victorians to celebrate Grand Final Day in their own homes, with a ban on visitors meaning fans shouldn’t make an event out of the day.

There’s also a warning for people not to congregate before or after the game, regardless of the result. #AFLGF

[Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton]

We got Delta from NSW and now WA want to give us the clap.

[Basil Zempilas @BasilZempilas]

TOMORROW @OptusStadium - 20.21 in the first quarter #AFLGF
- we’re asking everyone in the stadium to stand for one minute and applaud - a nod to our friends around the country who are doing it tough & to let them know we’re with them in this difficult time. Let’s do it WA 👏💪🏆

[Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton]

@romanianrambo3 That’s hardly Covid safe, Tony.

Good Looking Auslan Guy gets a small choccy milk, all the rest get a big one.

[Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton]

I’ll even give Good Looking Auslan guy a small choccy milk today

[Sharnelle Vella @SharnelleVella]

Morning fact! It’s International sign language day and the theme is ‘We Sign For Human Rights’ highlighting how we can work together to promote the right to use sign languages in all areas of life. As for our Vic team - thanks for hanging in there during our marathon pressers! ♥️

[Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton]

@blakeyjames_ I’ve got Jeroen to do a nudey run through the protesters

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

Imagine going to a WAR MEMORIAL to tell everyone how scared you are of getting a little injection

[Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton]

Waste water testing won’t be done today. The system was overwhelmed at around 9.15am this morning when every Victorian shat themselves simultaneously

[Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton]

@romanianrambo3 Just how i like it - shaken, not stirred

[Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton]

BREAKING: Scott Morrison announces federal funding, ADF personnel and Batman to be sent immediately to NSW to assist in the Victorian earthquake recovery #melbourneearthquake

[Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton]

@ShaunLeaneMP Even if construction was open he would still have to wonder. Hasnt done a hard days work in his life #dimtim

[Not Brett Sutton @NotBrettSutton]

At this stage of proceedings, if Godzilla walked past the window I’d just take another sip of choccy milk and press “next episode”