Crian Bushing

Juice and bro-hoes that's my game bro.

[Crian Bushing @NotBrianCushing]

You're damn right I've been juicing. Just look at this profile Brah! @corbydavidson

[Crian Bushing @NotBrianCushing]

And I put the CUM in company. #sex #pun #fuckyou

[Crian Bushing @NotBrianCushing]

I put the urine in you're in good company. #punny

[Crian Bushing @NotBrianCushing]

My favorite holes to eat are donut and ass. #2017 #buttholesmatter

[Crian Bushing @NotBrianCushing]

I only took this pic for publicity purposes brah. All that shits for MY kids. #merrycushmas #sweg

[Crian Bushing @NotBrianCushing]

Hey @Uber, will you pick me up from the bar and take me to @QuikTrip so I can poop and bring me right back? #shittertweet #cleanedeveryhr

[Crian Bushing @NotBrianCushing]

A game 7 eh @NBA ? All you're doing is giving the city of Cleveland false hopes brah. #NBAFinals #Cleveland #GoldenState

[Crian Bushing @NotBrianCushing]

Same goes for Nissan Altimas.

[Crian Bushing @NotBrianCushing]

If I see a Chrysler 300 coming down the road, I immediately think it's a black person. #notracist #justfacts

[Crian Bushing @NotBrianCushing]

If I ever had the opportunity to do a golden shower porno, I'd make sure and eat plenty of asparagus. #idgaf #urine #peepee #balanceddiet

[Crian Bushing @NotBrianCushing]

What did you guys of my new horse mouth in this season's #hardknocks #Houston #Texans #brah

[Crian Bushing @NotBrianCushing]

Where's that Washington sniper when you need him? Too soon? #BlackLivesMatter

[Crian Bushing @NotBrianCushing]

Proud of the dude @notjimmyclausen getting the start today over @SmokinJayCutler brah. #NFL #Lions #Bears

[Crian Bushing @NotBrianCushing]

I just want to smoke drugs and bang sluts. #brah

[Crian Bushing @NotBrianCushing]

If @JJWatt gets a clear shot on Tony Romo, his spine will literally break in half brah. Albeit with a raging hardon.

[Crian Bushing @NotBrianCushing]

Demarco Murray hangs on the to the football about as well as @AdrianPeterson hangs on to his kids.

[Crian Bushing @NotBrianCushing]

Who would win in a fist fight between me and Jason Witten? @briancushing56 @JasonWitten

[Crian Bushing @NotBrianCushing]

For all you little broads out there that wanna bang JJ Watt, bear in mind he'd give you the most violent hate fuck ever. Max Hardcore tip.

[JD Fry @JDFry52]

Antonio Romo. Still the #duckface all time champ. #snf #DALvsNO

[Crian Bushing @NotBrianCushing]

@notjimmyclausen good to see you're still alive brah. You look great handing off the ball. #tits