Brian Regan Parody-

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This is not the real Brian Regan, just a fan page to connect with fans & friends ! Post your favorite Brian Regan Jokes!

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Know any jokes about Sodium? Na.

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I act like I don't care, but deep down I swear it kills me.

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RT @miilkkk: More like "Bed Bath & Beyond My Price Range".

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If I text you & you're driving, wait till you stop to reply cause I refuse to be on the commercial holding a damn card with my text on it...

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That baby dinosaur noise you make when you stretch.

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Secretly getting happy when ever a certain person favorites or retweets you.

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"Why don't you have a girlfriend, you're so nice!" Me: "Well you see.. That's the problem.. I'm too nice."

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"Aww I'm gonna miss seeing all these political campaign ads everywhere."
-Said No One Ever

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RT if you voted !! #America

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It must be Zipper RT @UberFacts: There are about 3 reported cases of dolphins raping humans every year.

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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are a main reason I have trust issues.

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What if the air was really harmful to us but it just took us about 85 years to die? #mindblown

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Since Election Day is Tuesday..... #Humor
Brian Regan Live - Politics http://t.co/VdaMDtLq via @youtube

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Good to know ! RT @UberFacts: A man is more likely to get a woman’s phone number if he is accompanied by a dog.

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So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony. But if they lie to us its politics.

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Just finished my first 10k this morning! Just kidding I'm on my third donut.

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Flipping your pillow over for the cold side.

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I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don't have.

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When someone you haven't talked to in weeks, months, or years randomly texts you, and you're like, what the hell made you think about me?

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Sleep hates me now because I used to neglect it as a child.