Not really Geoffrey Jackson

GB member, looking forward to becoming an angel to slaughter all filthy unbelievers. that wasn't me on the ARC it was uhhh... Photoshop... PARODY ACCOUNT

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

Not today satan!!

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

What did I miss?

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

What a shit show

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

Today's the first day I'm supporting these pommie bastards. ⚽

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

@MarkSandersonGB @HolyFade I was actually in court? I thought that was the waiting room?

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

To whoever's made a mess in the Abraham and Sarah suite, I know who you are and will be waiting there with a brush until you return.

Absolute animals.

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

@deverebubblez @AnthonyMorrisGB @gb_lett @DavidSplaneGB @MarkSandersonGB @SamHerdTokenGB Cunt. There - I said it.

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

Wonder why I'm in stuck in a room alone.

I'm setting up a GoFundMe. #GetJackoLaid

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

This isn't exactly what we meant by preaching far and wide...

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

@Larchwood20 Shit. That was it...

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

It's been a while since I tweeted. Inbox me if you need reminding of our bank details.

Or if you're a big titty goth girl.

Either is fine.

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

@Larchwood20 The rest of them keep on saying stuff like

'You're a liability'

And

'You can't be trusted behind camera'

Honestly don't know why.

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

For fuck's sake! Seriously lads?? We even hire so-called 'Old-Light Reviewers' specifically to change stuff like this!!

Just can't get the sta....I mean volunteers... these days.

[Larchwood @Larchwood20]

I found this little gem of a quote in a 1984 Awake! Is Watchtower willing to submit to scrutiny and criticism? @cedarsjwsurvey

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

@Larchwood20 Well he is a vampire...

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

We appreciate your willingness to preach brother. But please don't start a debate. We usually lose.

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

@aliciawhatsgood Well... I have noticed in our day to day preaching work that people absolutely love hearing about our beliefs.

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

@Larchwood20 I saw him smiling once in '96. Weird.

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

@Larchwood20 He definitely isn't smiling...

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

@Larchwood20 I'll ask him.

[Not really Geoffrey Jackson @NotBrotherGefwy]

@Jehovah_JW what you doing mate. Chelsea? Seriously?

[Trevoh Chalobah @TrevohChalobah]

Jehovah is great, grateful for this opportunity. Absolutely over the moon 🏆🥇 #CFC #SuperCup