Fake Celebrity

Comedian to many. I'm not a real celebrity. I just love pretending I'm one. Will beat @eddievedder in race to the top

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RT @ProgressiveElec: 'The Courting of Marcus Dupree' by Willie Morris (Paperback - ... http://amzn.to/dErH9p - must read football book

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http://bit.ly/fvBAAp - Hulk Hogan got married and a fight broke out. Shouldn't headline be Hulk Hogan wrestling match and a wedding happened

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somebody has to use Wrigley in the fall - the Cubs sure don't

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Good morning twitter city

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RT @DebbiRogers Hey every1 "STAND BY YOUR CAM" Tee Shirts now available @Standbyyourcam #standbyyourcam http://bit.ly/ardBTn #WDE

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Follow Friday @standbyyourcam @crystal_dunn @unrealhousewife

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who is this #camnewton and what does he have to do with #kennyrogers? -

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i've been so busy being a celebrity that i haven't had time to do my real job over here

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No that's not a costume - that's Troy Polamalu

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guess what I dressed up as tonight - if you figure it out you get my pillowcase full of candy

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should I be Mark Zuckerberg or the guy in the boy scout uniform that did Christine O'Donnell for Halloween?

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what should I dress up as for Halloween? no jersey shore cast or view hosts. anything else I will consider

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is this Favre's first game since #penisgate ? might be his last

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Facebook quashes online political activism http://t.co/iaPjmqO via @SecondFront - #rentisalreadytoodamnhigh

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@carolynedgar kid- i want to be a constitutional law expert: me- there are only three of those and they went to harvard in the 70's

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i'm pushing an elephant up the stairs. i'm tossing out punch lines that were never there

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the rent is too damn high

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RFOOTBALL TRUTHS... How do you get a Wisconsin cheerleader into your dorm room........Grease her hips and push.

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wondering what happened to the pants on the ground guy - maybe he's on to the skinny jeans now

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@eddievedder - most overrated album of all time - Chickenomics by the J.Low all-stars