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straight from the slums of shaolin

[WAtEr BUFFalo @NotChadGorman]

Why does grandma always leave the toilet seat up, I wonder.

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ever seen a hummingbird aerial turf war? shits nuts.

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@JordanBinford snaaaaaap

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@JordanBinford we need to reconnect soon. i miss you terribly.

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you know a religion is iffy when one of their most popular mottos is "flirt to convert"

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Some of the only photo evidence of my participation at the wedding... and boy, is it quality.

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@Rjjjjc @TheDreamGhoul the chad life style is forcibly engrained into ones being.

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i love how Siri favors certain people and will auto capitalize their names.
Screw chads though.

[erick the architect @erickarcelliott]

we're all trying to be somebody... or at least I hope so

[WAtEr BUFFalo @NotChadGorman]

Still pissed my parents never took me to that toy store in Gorst before it closed

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Lost count of the sock/sandal combos boarding the flight to Seattle

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"Please elope."

-mom

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It's like the doctor doesn't even know I have to MC for my sisters wedding in three hours

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How do Costco milk jugs still exist?

[Rachel @Rjjjjc]

I hate to say it, but chads kinda right about everything he says #TheBachelorette

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Asking someone to hold the door will never be the same.

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@Rjjjjc ...aaaand?

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My dad showing off the wind-chime he got online: "...its tuned."

[WAtEr BUFFalo @NotChadGorman]

Can't find the thumbtack I dropped... Bless my sole.