Señor Putts

Cows ‘n jokes

[Señor Putts @NotChickenChips]

Hydration breaks in the World Cup are just for tv commercials right?

[Señor Putts @NotChickenChips]

@hicasamadim 72

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Who wants it? 👀

RP for your chance to win this signed Chris Boswell jersey!

[Señor Putts @NotChickenChips]

@nicekicks @nikebasketball Never forget the hornets drafted Kobe

[Señor Putts @NotChickenChips]

@Cardinals next year for Mother’s Day you guys should have the female cardinal as the logo. That jersey would go harddddd

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

The year is 1950. Your doctor lights a cigarette and tells you smoking is fine. He read it in a study. He is telling the truth about having read it. He does not know, or is not saying, that the study was funded by the tobacco industry.

The year is 1958. Your doctor tells you to eat less fat. The evidence is contested. The contestation is not in the public messaging. The food industry has been helpful in clarifying which findings deserve attention. Some researchers who published contradictory data have been quietly defunded. Ancel Keys is on the cover of Time magazine.

The year is 1962. Your doctor prescribes thalidomide to your pregnant wife for morning sickness. It has been approved. The FDA gave it the green light in Europe. Twelve thousand children will be born with severe limb malformations before anyone in an official capacity acknowledges the problem. The families are told the drug was safe. The drug was approved. Both of these things remain true.

The year is 1972. Your doctor prescribes Valium. Britain is in the grip of a benzodiazepine wave that will last two decades. The dependency risk is known internally. It is not shared. Your doctor is not lying to you. He was not told either.

The year is 1999. Your doctor prescribes Vioxx for your arthritis. It is newer than ibuprofen, well-tolerated, and Merck has a study showing it works. Merck also has internal data suggesting it roughly doubles the risk of heart attack. This data will not reach your doctor for four more years. Fifty thousand people are estimated to have died in the interim. Merck eventually settles for 4.85 billion dollars. No criminal charges are brought.

The year is 2002. Your doctor prescribes OxyContin. Purdue Pharma trained its sales representatives to tell doctors the addiction risk was less than one percent. That figure came from a letter, not a study. The letter was about patients with terminal cancer on short-term doses in hospital settings. Your doctor is a GP with a patient who has a bad back. Nobody draws a distinction. Nobody is required to.

The year is 2008. Your doctor checks your cholesterol. Your LDL is elevated. You are prescribed a statin. Nobody mentions that the number needed to treat for primary prevention is approximately 250. Nobody mentions that the muscle deterioration you'll notice over the next two years is listed as a rare side effect rather than a documented pattern affecting a meaningful percentage of patients. The trial that informed the prescription was funded by the manufacturer.

Now it is today.

Your doctor has new guidelines. New studies. New consensus.

He is confident.

He has always been confident.

The confidence has never been the problem.

The confidence is, in fact, precisely the problem.

[Señor Putts @NotChickenChips]

@vulturetrades Lemme in

[Alec Baris @Alec_Baris]

DHGate guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my JJ Wetherholt jersey

[Señor Putts @NotChickenChips]

@rabbitholebot This has been known for decades Mr Hole

[Señor Putts @NotChickenChips]

@0xSweep Anyone know why his oil painting was of the Natural Bridge in Virginia? Any ties to Roanoke?

[Señor Putts @NotChickenChips]

@SkizzyMars Skizzy you still never paid my boy for winning fantasy football 3 years ago… what up with that brother

[Nick Carboni @NickCarboniWCNC]

I hate to get ahead of myself or compare eras but the 2025-26 #Hornets level of dominance is starting to remind me of the 2025 Las Vegas Summer League Hornets.

[Dr. M.F. Khan @Dr_TheHistories]

There are two nearly identical, yet unrelated, minor league baseball pitchers who share the same height (6'4"), same red hair, same black rimmed glasses, and even the same name, Brady Feigl.

The coincidence became so surreal that it caught national media attention. Both pitchers were drafted just a year apart — one out of Mount Olive College in North Carolina, the other out of the University of Mississippi — and both spent time grinding through the same minor league circuits.

At one point, when one Brady was traded within the Oakland A’s system, the other was also pitching in affiliated ball, which only amplified the confusion online. Their baseball cards circulated side-by-side on social media, sparking conspiracy theories that they were secretly the same person living a double life.

To settle the speculation, a DNA test was reportedly conducted. The result confirmed what paperwork already showed: no biological relationship whatsoever.

Even more bizarre, both have engineering backgrounds. One studied mechanical engineering before turning fully to baseball, adding another unexpected overlap to the list.

The odds of two unrelated professional athletes sharing the same uncommon name and nearly identical physical traits are astronomically small, making this one of the strangest coincidence stories in modern sports.

© Reddit

#drthehistories

[pxt @paulxt]

This dentist’s office has two xboxes. My child instead went to the pretend pay phone and placed a bet on an imaginary horse race

[Max @1VeryChillDude]

“Nice diagram kid, what did you say your name was?”

“Venn sir.”

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

18 years ago, the vegetable mini-episode of ‘pass the plate’ premiered on disney channel

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

regular people: I wonder if I could get in trouble for writing "for crimes" as a joke on Venmo

billionaire mega-predators: hey r u going to the child torture party 2morrow, on Nov 14, 2014? here is the full legal name and social security # of every1 whose going lol

[Travis Hancock @TBoneWFNZ]

There needs to be a fan section at Spectrum Center for Moussa Diabate called the Moose Lodge, where they all wear antlers.

You're welcome @hornets

[Señor Putts @NotChickenChips]

@kindfishfriend Does it come with the parasites?