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Number one show on the charts, number one host in your hearts 🌹

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Hot take: Jesse Palmer is the most attractive guy on #TheBachelorette this season 💁🏼‍♂️

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This aged well #thebachelor

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Let me guess… it’s Gabby AND Rachel #TheBachelor

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Let me guess… it’s Gabby AND Rachel #TheBachelor

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@netflix If you don’t immediately think about Floop’s Fooglies then you’re wrong

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WHO IS THIS? Heather??? Why are they editing around her? #TheBachelor

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Victoria #TheBachelor

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All of the girls when Matt started praying #TheBachelor

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Willing to convert for #TheBachelor

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I know a two on one when I see one #TheBachelor

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Really Peter? You couldn’t even give Madi and Hannah Ann their own captions? #TheBachelor

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Is this seriously what you took away from your conversation last night?? #TheBachelor

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Beautiful date Madi ♥️ #TheBachelor

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I’m just gonna leave this here... #TheBachelor

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🚨🚨 spoiler alert 🚨🚨 #TheBachelor

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Kelseys mom looks like she says “grassy-ass” to the waiter at a Mexican restaurant #TheBachelor

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Say it with me peter:

Crying 👏🏼doesn’t👏🏼 mean 👏🏼they👏🏼 care 👏🏼

#TheBachelor

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“Yeaaaaaah so you didn’t cry Natasha so like, I can’t give you this rose” -Peter #TheBachelor

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Real original, Tammy #TheBachelor

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60% of women watching #TheBachelor

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Mykenna’s got some major Shakira tongue vibes this episode #TheBachelor #ShakiraSuperBowl2020