Not Chris Rock

The World's Best Chris Rock Voice Impressionist.

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Hey look, I made it!
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#HarveyFlood "There's water on many sides, many sides..." --Donald Trump

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@SarahAKarim if you like Chris Rock, you gonna love me. Quit playin' and start following. A video every week...

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When you got them "Olympic Lips" #InsecureHBO

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@SarahAKarim Exactly! That's why I keep them safety goggles and bib on deck!

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@Guavah_Go since you are a developer, let me $: chmod -R 644 https://t.co/CITW7NiW0z *

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Issa was going in! She was hummin' "Flight of the Bumblebee" on his junk and got mad? He told her he was about to cum! #InsecureHBO

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@Guavah_Go Don't judge me baby. I'm a gentleman...

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Watching a rerun of @VICE covering Charlottesville, VA. I did a response video about this. Excellent reporting as always.

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That's why I keep safety googles and a bib in my nightstand. #InsecureHBO

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#FakeMusicHistoryFacts R Kelly's first album was called "Songs in the Key of PG", but the record label rejected it.

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#IfICouldCreateAnAnimal it would talk. You can't tell me you never wondered what your dog was thinking.

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Soylent. The perfect drink for the Perfect Storm! #houstonflood

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#ThingsNotToSayToOldPeople Who are you, and where is my horse?

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Hey @YesYoureRacist Check out Not Chris Rock's message to all racists!
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Read my letter to all racists!
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#IfTheEarthCouldTalk it would be coughing from all the 2nd hand smoke..

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Buy a house in the Dominican Republic #PowerballWishList

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#SoOnceUponATime America was a peaceful and prosperous place, and then Christopher Columbus "discovered" it.

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How can you #RootOutRacism if you cannot accept yourself? Until you can accept yourself, you can never accept another human being.