Me: drinks multiple coffees
Me: eats sushi from Walmart for lunch
Me: eats eggs that I cooked a week ago
Me: downs an energy drink
Also me, confused: why does my stomach fucking hurt?
Do you ever go back and look at your past Venmo transactions? Like in September, 2 years ago, all you see is a transaction sent that you labeled “tank u for berrs ver drink”. It just makes you remember the happier and more pure times. 🥺☝️🙏