Cinereous Facts

A selection of fun facts about Cinereous.

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Cinereous Fact: While trying to use the internet to aid his understanding of how to approximate large numbers, Cinereous made a typo, and by extension a horrifying discovery.

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Cinereous Fact: You have 12 minutes to find the answer. The first clue is under your bed. Good luck.

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Cinereous Fact: Cinereous has banned the word 'Poggers' from the Twitch chat for all upcoming UR streams, as he has trained himself to instantaneously climax upon reading the word.

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Cinereous Fact: Bored of administrating, Cinereous has decided to get into coaching. His first trip will be a week-long coach holiday to Scunthorpe with Patricia, Wendy, Graham, Susan and Robert.

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Cinereous Fact: Any players found to be in breach of the rules of No Nut November will NOT be eligible to compete in UR tournaments. And he will find out.

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Cinereous Fact: Cinereous can speak fluent sign language without even moving his hands.

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Cinereous Fact: While out shopping for toiletries, Cinereous found the 'Head and Shoulders' quite quickly, but gave up after an hour of looking for 'Knees and Toes'.

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Cinereous Fact: Cinereous had no friends at school. One of his favourite things to do during breaktime was go to the sports hall and have an exciting game of 'Ping'.

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Cinereous Fact: Cinereous often compares himself to Skittles, as he also 'comes in a variety of colours'.

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Cinereous Fact: After a long, hard day of administrating, Cinereous often takes out his stress and anger by beating his memory foam pillow. Strangely, he insists on buying a new pillow every week, 'just in case it started to learn my attack patterns'.

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Cinereous Fact: Cinereous is a huge fan of the whole '2 for Tuesday' idea; it saves him time and money on hiring out the unmarked black van when he can fill it twice as quickly.

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Cinereous Fact: Cinereous is incredibly excited to see Rishi Sunak in charge of the UK. Sunak's net worth of £730m, mostly stored in offshore accounts, means that Cinereous is 'finally seeing representation in politics'.

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Cinereous Fact: Cinereous watched the Tottenham game in the lightning storm today, until he eventually turned it off. After that, he found it much easier to focus on the match.

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Cinereous Fact: If F19chy falls down the stairs tonight, do not believe the reports; it will not be an accident.

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Cin couldn't make it so I found a backup

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Cinereous Fact: Departing after only 44 days, Liz Truss' premiership has officially lasted for a shorter period of time than the entirety of EURC 2022.

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Cinereous Fact: Cinereous was excited to throw his hat into the ring for the newly available Home Secretary position, and equally disappointed not to get it. Those around him have reassured him by pointing out that the post will be vacant again before Christmas.

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Cinereous Fact: Cinereous has BANNED James Corden from playing in the UniRocketeers Circuit, citing the Code of Conduct 30.0.7 about 'not being a massive knobber'.

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Cinereous Fact: Out of equal parts respect for and concern over the Stop Oil protests, Cinereous has pledged to cut down on his personal oil usage. The main impact so far is that his joints are feeling a bit creakier.

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Cinereous Fact: Cinereous often likens himself to Garfield. While he differs with his love for Mondays, his appetite for lasagna and c̴̠͝ỏ̵͍̮͑n̴̩̽s̸̻͓̎̀u̴͉̇̈́m̶̮̬̋̈p̵̪̭̈́̇t̶̮̋ï̸̢̊ǫ̷̰̒̉n̵̠̄̚ ̸̜̫̕o̵̜̊f̶͓̰̍͝ ̴̈́͜t̸͙̐h̷̫̙͂̏ȇ̵̜̗ ̶̩́̕ͅi̸̩͐m̵̢̜͊͋p̷̜̍ú̴̝r̴̨̓̈́ẻ̵͚͆ are very similar.

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Cinereous Fact: Cinereous has lost his voice. That would stop most people from talking for days, but Cinereous just has to wait a few hours until his cloud backup redownloads.