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[NotClashOfClans @NotClashOfClans]

@travisWSN that's what she said 😏

[NotClashOfClans @NotClashOfClans]

Today we honor our troops...

No but seriously, thank a veteran. #HappyMemorialDay

[NotClashOfClans @NotClashOfClans]

“@ShitPussiesSay: 😭 http://t.co/8NW0qiiaQT” alright which one of you is this...

[NotClashOfClans @NotClashOfClans]

Give me any TH9 and I will 3 star it with max hogs and max heal. #EveryTime

[Patrik Nordman @pattteee]

Mom: Put that game away.
Me: It's not a game, it's a lifestyle!!!! #clashofclans @ClashofClans @supercellgames

[NotClashOfClans @NotClashOfClans]

Clans wars is here! This video actually provides no information about clan wars... But at least a hog rider sings! http://t.co/V6gq7vGj8u

[NotClashOfClans @NotClashOfClans]

I wish they had an achievement for getting your town hall destroyed 10+ times a day... #FarmingForLife

[NotClashOfClans @NotClashOfClans]

Instead of making Boom Beach, how about you work on perfecting the game that really matters? #ClashOfClans

[NotClashOfClans @NotClashOfClans]

Clash is sponsoring the Dayton and Florida game! We're moving up in the world people!

[NotClashOfClans @NotClashOfClans]

Clans wars in the next update...? #Yes

[NotClashOfClans @NotClashOfClans]

This is definitely a town hall 5 at most...

[NotClashOfClans @NotClashOfClans]

That feeling when your town hall finally upgrades after what seems like 8,678 days >>>>

[NotClashOfClans @NotClashOfClans]

Nothing insults a Clasher's manhood more than being called a gemmer... I'd almost rather be a registered sex offender than a gemmer.

[NotClashOfClans @NotClashOfClans]

You got your real family, then there's your clash family right behind them.

[NotClashOfClans @NotClashOfClans]

@JohannTheViking I'm not calling you skinny...

[NotClashOfClans @NotClashOfClans]

My followers are much like the bases I love to find when I'm farming, inactive.

[NotClashOfClans @NotClashOfClans]

Let's settle this debate right now... Which is better? Barb King or Archer Queen?
RT for king!
Fav for queen!

[NotClashOfClans @NotClashOfClans]

Clash of Clans is a game best played on the toilet.

[NotClashOfClans @NotClashOfClans]

Yes he's level 106.
Yes that's a town hall 4.
Yes this is real life.

[NotClashOfClans @NotClashOfClans]

A level 7 wall next to a level 3 wall. The archers go for the level 7 wall... #ArcherLogic