(Not)Clay

Stand up comedian, but only if you laugh.

[(Not)Clay @NotClay8]

this shit got me CRYING😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[丂山乇乇ㄒㄥ丨千乇 @dicesweetlifee]

I love the unique, vibrant way Black people communicate.

[The okayest poster there is @ok_post_guy]

He is describing tax evasion

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Moonskii🌙 @YoMoonskii]

Niggas spend $300+ to fuck escorts and nut in 5mins.

[JayGray🌪️🩶 @NoNicheJay]

I love a loose booty bitch😩😩😩🔥🔥😍 I know she do anal 😭😭😭😭

[215 kha @_theotherKG]

As someone who works with younger people, I say this out of love. A lot of older artists, across mediums, cant connect with younger people due to lack of literacy, comprehension, critical thinking, and even imagination.

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Why everybody talkin about afros like Klan members in da 70s

[(Not)Clay @NotClay8]

@Ehh_my_wife @MP23___ @SaycheeseDGTL lmao!!

[☣︎ @BigMo_tion]

The horse in the back is like "OMG MICHAEL JACKSON????"

[arvo färt @arvofart]

Idk if Wahlberg has the range needed to play someone who thinks hate crimes are bad

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

ain’t seen promo this good since the barbie movie omg

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

In the US, spending on data center construction now exceeds spending on public transportation infrastructure — including airports, marine terminals, and all mass transit.

[(Not)Clay @NotClay8]

lmfao man fuck off.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Plans released for a $16 billion mile-long ship capable of carrying 80,000 people.

The 'Freedom Ship' would be home to about 50,000 people, with space for 10,000 tourists and 20,000 crew members.

"The Freedom Ship is envisioned as a permanently mobile city at sea designed for long-term residence rather than short-term travel," the company says.

The ship would be about 8 times the size of the current largest ship in the world, the Royal Caribbean’s Icon of the Seas.

The plans include a 15,000-seat stadium, schools, colleges, shops, clubs, a water park, a music hall, museums, parks, and more.

The ship, which would run on nuclear, would be too large to dock and would remain in international waters.

Freedom Cruise International says it would go around the world every two to three years.

Insane.

[(Not)Clay @NotClay8]

Where my New York followers? Got my first comedy show out there this month & I need yall to pull up on me.

[6IX66 @iammorrigannoir]

WHY ARE YALL BOOING HIM??? HE’S RIGHT! YALL HOES DONT HAVE STRUCTURE AND HATE BEING CALLED OUT FOR IT

[coast to coast @skinnyboyriot]

@heygoditsmekai @NotClay8 He still is a dweeb

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Someone please give these men guns 🙏❤️