Not Clint Arlis

Smoke of a bro with the mind of a fucking scientist. Or just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to laugh at a picture I drew of Chris Harrison.

[Not Clint Arlis @NotClintArlis]

@JBla174 @suddenhistory Correction. Joe Barczak is a great singer. karaoke DJs and 30+ girls that were serenaded at 2am can vouch for that.

[Not Clint Arlis @NotClintArlis]

@IlliniWrestling ummm what in the absolute Fuq is with these images? Who are you? I'm at my wits end here. #BeatState

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@Chief__Cowboy @BrianJChiTown he's all looks no strength. who wins between @ILLINIJMORSE, @srod141 and Conrad Polz in a group of 3?

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@BrianJChiTown yeah my bad. typo. Who is strongest Illini? @inzanerichards or @jdkoepke?

[Not Clint Arlis @NotClintArlis]

@BrianJChiTown who wins between @inzanerichards and @lanedogmilli today? Also, score prediction plz.

[FloWrestling @FloWrestling]

Jimmy Kennedy goes BEAST and beats Logan Stieber 11-6 for true 3rd at 65kg. #WTT2015

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@Superdoug @ClintonArlis it tastes like Jamo on the rocks.

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After last night's episode just kinda sitting here like.. @BacheloretteABC #notbrokeback #BrokebackBachelor #notgay

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@NotClintArlis Nice soup on the bachelor! 5 pointer.

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Still not gay. I repeat, not gay. Just drunk. In the shower. With my bro. @fauxJJLane http://t.co/nNDMiSnm5N

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Phew, that was a close call. Guess I can take down that shirtless David Beckham poster from over my bed. http://t.co/NotNlE6gKj

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Oh so I'm gay now? Well then how come I let @kaitlynbristowe give me a handie wearing a @jjhlane mask?? Riddle me that. #brokebackbachelor

[FloWrestling @FloWrestling]

The Comeback: Herbert and Bader. The Trailer is out! http://t.co/keZLSi4oAy

[Not Clint Arlis @NotClintArlis]

@Brunson13 No. It is an unfortunately placed hickey. Or so Jeff Jahnel has assured me after I tried to get out of practice. #notringworm

[Not Clint Arlis @NotClintArlis]

Just found one more picture of @kaitlynbristowe and I on the underwater date. #BrokebackBachelor #gayfish

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Thanks @BacheloretteABC. Now I have everyone and their mom calling me like.. #brokebackbachelor #gayfish #SouthPark

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Still having trouble here..The Bachelorette. Fashionable. Genius. Gay Clint? #BrokebackBachelor @BacheloretteABC

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"Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty." @BacheloretteABC @kaitlynbristowe