Not John Roderique

I’m pretty damn awesome

[Not John Roderique @NotCoachRod1]

Weekend Lesson: Sportsmanship does not win state championships.

[Not John Roderique @NotCoachRod1]

I’ve never seen a girl with such chubby hands talking so much shit. #SumChubbyMafuckas

[Josie Bliss @JosieBliss_]

why does every boy at Webb have a permed mullet?

[Not John Roderique @NotCoachRod1]

@coachjhorn If one of your players does this, you better cut his ass.

[Zak Brown @yrokaz_nworb]

Yooooooo. @patrickrcassidy got hops 👀👀

[Not John Roderique @NotCoachRod1]

Boy are you retarded? Did you read the damn thing?

[Not John Roderique @NotCoachRod1]

Chiefs should’ve drafted me back in the day. They’d have probably 20 more Super Bowl wins.

[Not John Roderique @NotCoachRod1]

Who cares about snow and ice?? Im calling school tomorrow because it will be to DAMN cold. #irunthisbitch Pt. 2

[Hillside @2021statechamps]

ATTENTION : Senior Skip Day will be on 2/3/2020, which is the Monday after the Super Bowl!! 🚨“HILLSIDE MONDAY”🚨is the new holiday!! #GoCheifs #GoNiners

[Not John Roderique @NotCoachRod1]

I create champions motherfucker. #15

[Not John Roderique @NotCoachRod1]

Ha

[Carthage Football @carthagefball]

Who’s Ready for the next Decade?

[Not John Roderique @NotCoachRod1]

@lamarbarstool Scott Bailey retired this year because you guys sucked so much cock. #ImBetterTho

[Not John Roderique @NotCoachRod1]

Where the parties at bitches??? #christmasbreak2k19 #stillgotit

[Not John Roderique @NotCoachRod1]

Spring football may be coming soon to Webb. We’d honestly just shit on everybody’s head again.

[Not John Roderique @NotCoachRod1]

@lamarbarstool awe . someone named you Lamar🙁

[Not John Roderique @NotCoachRod1]

Damn right

[Hillside @2021statechamps]

Never been more proud to be a Cardinal❤️💙

[Not John Roderique @NotCoachRod1]

@lundyn_trudeau Weirdo

[Not John Roderique @NotCoachRod1]

Listen, we win. That is all. Quit bitching.

[Lundyn✨ @lundyn_trudeau]

be talked about your athletes is outrageous. You may be good at the sports they play, however the representation of your school looked terrible. Congrats on your win, and for the remarkable words. You’re doing great, Webb! #jesusstilllovesyou #proudtobeamustang

[Not John Roderique @NotCoachRod1]

@lundyn_trudeau @2017statechamps I believe these belong to your boyfriend #lostandfound

[Not John Roderique @NotCoachRod1]

@CrystalKeene11 I mean, we won state. You tell me.

[Not John Roderique @NotCoachRod1]

@cmilleson5 Soft