NotCoachSpaz

My seat is as cool as the other side of the pillow

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See you soon @Coach_Donahue #BCEagles #2KClassic

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Dre For Doak #DreForDoak

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Could have used this government shutdown last year when we played Army #BCEagles

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Addazio is lucky he has all that talent I stockpiled at BC #BCEagles

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If he isn't calling a fake punt as a grad assistant, Ryan Day sucks at play-calling #BCEagles

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At least Army is an FBS team... #justsayin #BCEagles

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This offense is really starting to get into a groove of producing 3 & outs #BCEagles

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Dazz making me look like a defensive genius...which I am #BCEagles

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Good to see nothing has changed #BCEagles

[NotCoachSpaz @NotCoachSpaz]

That awkward moment where you realize that your 14th ranked recruiting class is an ACC ranking, not a national one #BCEagles

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BC Football - Making Duke look like a powerhouse since 2011 #BCEagles

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@BCBradBates Hypes up coaching hire, hires Spaz Jr.

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I'n going to kidnap Addazio and shave my head #BCEagles

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Master Bates created a mess #IGotJokes #BCEagles

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So BC basically hired my bald cousin #BCEagles

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Thank you BC Hockey for that moving tribute tonight #BCEagles

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Can't wait to buy the new coach a sandwich...a poison sandwich #BCEagles

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Time for Phish Food and pillow-screams #BCEagles

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At least I can now focus on my real passion...stunt-doubling for Tom Selleck #BCEagles

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What a dick, he wouldn't even let me take the 'indefinite medical leave of absence' route #BCEagles