Not Terry Francona

I'm NOT the real Red Sox manager turned ESPN analyst turned Indians manager. This is for entertainment purposes ONLY. @HunterFelt is my ghost writer.

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

Really? https://t.co/hwSbb8WRiT

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Browns ready to replace LeBron James as King of Cleveland https://t.co/7iAi91xQq7

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

Sometimes I know what I'm doing. Just throwing that out there.

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

All I will say: If there's no hit piece on Larry Lucchino in the Boston papers next week we've figured this Great Mystery out.

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

I guess Kevin Cash wasn't kidding when he said he had this one.

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

In any case, I'm helping Kevin bake these "Straight Cash Homey" cupcakes that he think will help sway the Rays just in case.

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

I say tell the Rays you stole from Joe Maddon. That's probably like... bonus points in the Rays organization right now.

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

I think he stole the uniform from Joe Maddon's office when he was in a wine coma. Maybe he thinks this could sabotage his position.

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

Like where do they even sell Rays Managers uniforms? How do you get those? Kevin Cash won't say.

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

Just between you and me: Kevin Cash things he has this Rays job CLINCHED. He bought a Rays Manager uniform and everything.

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

If anything Jason Kipnis needs to say fuck more often on Twitter.

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

What, they're trading Masterson on me again? I'm bad luck to that kid.

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

I'm not saying I'm not a good luck charm for Cleveland but I'm also not saying I'm not.

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

Sad to hear about @MacDime54 retiring, never grew sick of writing his name in the lineup. Seriously, never.

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

The Rick Reilly family reunion just got awkward. http://t.co/rXUq7N1E82"

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

Man do I miss Pedey.

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

Hey that was fun, how about we do that again. Like 161 more times.

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

Calling it: Oakland wins on a Nick Punto walk-off home run.

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

Jim Johnson's ERA is now 54.0 and no I didn't misplace that period.

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

I'd feel more comfortable with this 2-0 lead if I could remind myself that Chris Perez is no longer here.

[Not Terry Francona @NotCoachTito]

Jim Johnson: Proven closer