NotColinClarke

Diabolical football strategist and plantain lover.

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This game should be called, "The Welshmen who went in a swamp and came out a football team". #NCFCvSWA

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Well if the fans paid for nothing, they are certainly getting their money's worth tonight. #NCFCvSWA

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So far so good. No shearing related incidents. #NCFCvSWA

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If you don't know, wales is like Korea. The money is in the south and the north controled by a fat man. #NCFCvSWA

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15 minutes before kickoff. It's 3-0 Swans in scared sheep leaving suppoters sections. #NCFCvSWA

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Looking forward to seeing my sheep shagging old neighbors to the south, the Welsh tonight.

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What do you say to a West Ham United supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?

Nice tattoo #RailHawks

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When you're glassed in the face by a mug with no pace, Andy Carroll
when you're either in jail, hitting birds or on bail, Andy Carroll

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In Subway the other day, I asked for their greasiest and most expensive sub. The guy behind the counter handed me Andy Carrol #RailHawks

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OG scored by Hammers! #RailHawks

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Shout out to @whufc_official
#Railhawks

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Maurer pulls his hamstring after 90 minutes of carrying the team. #NYCvCAR

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Sometimes the keeper says you don't get to win. #NYCvCAR

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We need a bit more of that sort of play.....also more of my raw sexuality. #NYCvCAR

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In case you couldn't tell, my cunning second half plan is to tire their legs by having them shoot at goal. #NYCvCAR

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Crap. I forgot to mention that we're supposed to keep the ball OUT of the net. #NYCvCAR

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The only action on this pitch is in my colon after those dirty water hotdogs. #NYCvCAR

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Plantains for the team tonight. Solid all around. #railhawks

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Drawn up just like it was played. #railhawks

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On beer 7 at halftime. Getting easier as the season goes on. #railhawks