Not Corey Crawford

Parody account. No affiliation with NHL, Blackhawks, Devils, or Corey Crawford. #Crawford4Vezina #HeIsRisen

[Not Corey Crawford @NotCrawford]

When your agent signs you up for the Church of Satan in New Jersey #OhShit

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

Teams in which over 70% of total hits are singles

-White Sox
-Tigers

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

White Sox remaining games by opponent

[Not Corey Crawford @NotCrawford]

#cf97 need a real home

[JOPO @JOPO88439231]

@ChicagoFire Joe Mansueto, please build a new downtown stadium where we can have a new MLS fortress that is our own just like all the other successful clubs. It’s very embarrassing to constantly switch stadiums for “home” games. We don’t want to be the next NYCFC without a place of their own.

[Nashville Predators @PredsNHL]

nothing like southern hospitality

welcome to the league, @SeattleKraken!

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

UNBELIEVABLE.

TYLER GILBERT HAS THROWN A NO-HITTER IN HIS FIRST MLB START!!!

[Not Corey Crawford @NotCrawford]

@KevinWeekes @MarkLazerus @NHLBlackhawks @HockeyHallFame @espn @NHLNetwork @NHL Go to Naperville

[Not Corey Crawford @NotCrawford]

Saturdays are for the Boys! @BarstoolChief

[Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus]

Looks like @BarstoolChief was on the Fleury news yesterday. Credit where it's due.

[Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus]

Duncan Keith and Brent Seabrook.

Anthony Rizzo and Kris Bryant.

Two inextricable duos in the long and storied history of Chicago sports.

All traded in a 18-day span.

[MLB @MLB]

Liam Hendriks has the second-most saves in the league. Craig Kimbrel has the lowest ERA amongst relief pitchers.

The @WhiteSox's 1-2 punch is next level.

[Not Corey Crawford @NotCrawford]

Biggest L of the day... sad to see Saad and Lester in that hellhole

[Not Corey Crawford @NotCrawford]

Wish a Willy deal would have happened (Sox) and a Davies trade... perfect world trade Kyle too, but a successful day for Hoyer! Prayers for Willy and Kyle in their riding this out

[The Inn Keeper @The1nnKeeper_]

Wilson Contreras walking into the Cubs locker room tonight

[BC @Adinoch27]

@Michael_Cerami Contreras and Hendricks walking into the clubhouse tonight

[Not Corey Crawford @NotCrawford]

@ltblaize Thanks you! Tired of all the “don’t trade” nonsense

[Not Corey Crawford @NotCrawford]

Send Willson to the Sox!!! @Cubs @whitesox make it a Chicago All-Star team and fill the hole with Yaz injured

[Not Corey Crawford @NotCrawford]

@Carnage521 Lmao ok 2016 rigged but 2020 just conspiracy theories ok

[Not Corey Crawford @NotCrawford]

@Carnage521 You’re a real winner

[Not Corey Crawford @NotCrawford]

@Punchanello77 @MarkLazerus More than half the living citizens actually

[Not Corey Crawford @NotCrawford]

@realmikeschultz @MarkLazerus Stick to hockey Mike