Barstool Cuse

(Parody if you can’t tell, the message you just read is from the fake Cuse Barstool)

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

CHARLOTTESVILLE HOW WE FEELING

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

BREAKING: Judah Mintz is returning to Syracuse Orange men’s basketball as assistant GM, sources tell ESPN. The former Orange guard will work with the coaching staff in recruiting, player relations and roster management as Syracuse adapts to the NIL era in college basketball.

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

@TheStrickland I WANT FUCKIBG EVANS

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

🚨 BREAKING: 5-star guard Dylan Mingo has decommitted from North Carolina and reopened his recruitment, sources tell @PeteNakos

Top programs like Syracuse, Illinois, Uconn and Miami are now pursuing him aggressively, with multiple schools expected to make a serious push.

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

🚨 BREAKING: Syracuse guard Nait George has entered the transfer portal.

The junior averaged 10.9 PPG and 5.4 APG this season, emerging as a key playmaker. Another departure as Syracuse reshapes its roster.

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

NEWS: Sienna transfer Gavin Doty has committed to Syracuse, he told @On3.

The 6-6 wing averaged 18.0 PPG, 6.9 RPG, and 2.2 APG this past season while shooting over 45% from three. Doty was one of the top wings in the portal and gives the Orange a proven scorer they can rely on.

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

Something is in the making basketball related!!!

[Aiden Tobiasons Burner (Blump) @HeavyOnCuse]

Hearing talks of something big behind the scenes rn. This could be fucking crazy if what I’m hearing is true 👀👀

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

I can’t wait for GMAC to lead this Cuse team next season. LETS GO ORANGE BABY 🍊🍊🏀🏀

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

The 6'9" wing from Syracuse, NY averaged 17.4 PPG & 6.9 RPG for the Beacons this season. Two years of eligibility remaining. Big name programs already taking notice.

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

🚨 BREAKING: Valparaiso wing Darius McElroy, one of the most intriguing names in the mid majors, intends to enter the transfer portal. He is already drawing serious interest from Syracuse, Providence, UCONN, and St. Johns, per sources.

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

Here’s the link to the story on https://t.co/9P787w5l1C regarding Carmelo Anthony taking on a general manager role and what it could mean for Syracuse Orange men’s basketball moving forward.

https://t.co/SjMiPsDNzA

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

Sources: Carmelo Anthony and Syracuse Orange men’s basketball are finalizing a deal for Anthony to become the program’s next general manager, per sources. Syracuse is expected to formalize the agreement soon, bringing the former national champion back in a major leadership role.

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

Sources: Carmelo Anthony and Syracuse Orange men’s basketball are finalizing a deal for Anthony to become the program’s next general manager, per sources. Syracuse is expected to formalize the agreement soon, bringing the former national champion back in a major leadership role.

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

Sources: Eric Devendorf is finalizing a deal to join Syracuse Orange men’s basketball as an assistant coach, per sources. Devendorf, a former standout guard, returns to Syracuse after several years coaching and is expected to play a key role in player development and recruiting.

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

Sources: Eric Devendorf is finalizing a deal to join Syracuse Orange men’s basketball as an assistant coach, per sources. Devendorf, a former standout guard, returns to Syracuse after several years coaching and is expected to play a key role in player development and recruiting.

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

@HoopsWeiss @McAllisterMike1 LETS GET TO CUSE

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@syracuse342 @CoachRedAutry @Cuse_MBB wow it should be #REDSTANDARD now and that actually applies to noah lobdell, not autry

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

@StearnsDAGoat @ColeIsKing_ @Mets @vxdomm igu bro

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

@ColeIsKing_ @Mets yo unblock @vxdomm he said he ragebaited you a year ago and you blocked him for the tiniest thing

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

@nsitto2 @Weslee0 we don’t even have og and duece most likely

[Barstool Cuse @NotCuseBarstool]

@SiteNYK Starting 5
Brunson
Mikal
HART
OG
Kat

Bench5
Jose
Shamet
Duece
Sochan
Mitch
ps: Throw in sum mo minutes too between shame sochan and duece and if we need a spark when we are down clarkson can maybe come in