Ellie Goulding's boytoy

competitive hater
dm for coaching

[Ellie Goulding's boytoy @notD0M]

i love how billionnaire apologists be like "actually their net worth doesnt mean money in pocket, therefore we cant tax them more" and then elon musk literally wants to throw like 40 billion at twitter for funsies.

[Ellie Goulding's boytoy @notD0M]

Nothing has me feeling less manly than having small pockets

[Ellie Goulding's boytoy @notD0M]

Nah but smoking is so chill. Depressed? Smoke a cigarette. Tired? Smoke a cigarette. Nervous? Smoke a cigarette.

[Ellie Goulding's boytoy @notD0M]

@adoseofmars Like a bad guy riding the jetski and eventually Tom cruise (long blonde hair) gets onto the jetski and knocks the bad guy off. And then he saved the day and had like some supermodel girlfriend aswell who just appeared on the jetski behind him.

[Ellie Goulding's boytoy @notD0M]

@adoseofmars Tom cruise was also there but he was blonde and one of the vine-like plants we have turned into snakes and started chasing Tom cruise. But the he jumped onto the back of a jetski and was like holding onto a rope attached to this jetski going full speed in the ocean. And there was

[Ellie Goulding's boytoy @notD0M]

What's it called when you put your lips on someone's skin and then blow and then it makes like a fart noise?

[Ellie Goulding's boytoy @notD0M]

@AriesKerrighan Broski go watch 5 seasons of peaky blinders then we speak again

[Ellie Goulding's boytoy @notD0M]

People who smoke cigarettes look so cool and I'm tired of pretending like they don't

[Ellie Goulding's boytoy @notD0M]

Need a girl that gna stab me in my sleep.

[Ellie Goulding's boytoy @notD0M]

My botlane after going 0/15

[Ellie Goulding's boytoy @notD0M]

@HonestLCKFan im funnier. dua lipa should date me instead

[Ellie Goulding's boytoy @notD0M]

Trevor Noah not even that funny now that I think about it again😒

[Ellie Goulding's boytoy @notD0M]

@CultureCrave @MatthewKeysLive free my brudda

[Double Down News @DoubleDownNews]

The Dark Side of British History You Weren't Taught in School @GeorgeMonbiot

[Musixkidd 🤲🏼 🇭🇳 @Musixkidd]

@SomaKazima LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Andre Hopson @dreezydasnowman]

When the original Game of Thrones music played during the House of the Dragon intro.

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

It's shameful how we remove some kids from homes & put them into the foster care system b/c their parents can't afford to provide for them, but then pay strangers to provide for those kids instead of supporting the parents. Punishing those struggling with poverty makes no sense.

[Ellie Goulding's boytoy @notD0M]

Powerade flavoured ice-cream

[Overtime @overtime]

Respectfully… this ain’t it bro 😭
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