DeAnn Jones

*parody account, not to be affiliated with TCU, UCC, or TCC* Loves Indiana Jones, Towing, and Segways

[Gary Patterson @FBCoachP]

S/o to student section! What a great job you did Saturday! #GoFrogs #dontbackdown #unbelievable

[Travis @BearkatMaroon]

This Sam Houston-TCU game literally started last month

[DeAnn Jones @NotDJonesTCU]

#BeforeManzielGetsDrafted I will tow all the cars in the 15 min lot

[DeAnn Jones @NotDJonesTCU]

#BeforeManzielGetsDrafted we will build a parking garage

[DeAnn Jones @NotDJonesTCU]

I just want everyone to know that I love sending out emails. Y'all need to be reminded and y'all need Jesus.

[DeAnn Jones @NotDJonesTCU]

No parking!

[DeAnn Jones @NotDJonesTCU]

No parking on the Colby lawn!

[DeAnn Jones @NotDJonesTCU]

@MattJoeckel is officially a TCU horned frog. I can't wait to ticket the hell out of him

[DeAnn Jones @NotDJonesTCU]

@chelsgofrogz honey, we do serve the community in ways that are beneficial to you. You just have to pay for it first.

[DeAnn Jones @NotDJonesTCU]

You don't have to come confess, TCU Police gonna find you, we gonna find you.

[DeAnn Jones @NotDJonesTCU]

To all my new followers: if you appeal a parking ticket I'll make sure that you get that appeal. It's my Easter gift to you.

[DeAnn Jones @NotDJonesTCU]

I see everything. I run @TCUstuwireless and the parking jobs y'all look up on there disgusts me.

[DeAnn Jones @NotDJonesTCU]

Summary of the Easter parking email right now. ALL parking lots should be cleared by 7 pm tomorrow for Jesus. This tweet endorsed by UCC.

[DeAnn Jones @NotDJonesTCU]

My boy in blue is out in action right now! You go get 'em! NO ONE IS SAFE IN 15 MIN #TCU #NotaTCUProb

[DeAnn Jones @NotDJonesTCU]

This is a warning: don't drive a red car or we will make you pay.

[DeAnn Jones @NotDJonesTCU]

I can't wait to spam the @TCU2018 students before every football game. #yourtimeiscoming

[DeAnn Jones @NotDJonesTCU]

Do you kids want to know how I sleep? I listen to recordings of students appealing their parking tickets before bed every night. #GoFrogs

[DeAnn Jones @NotDJonesTCU]

TABC is in the 15 minute lot #besafefrogs #tcu

[DeAnn Jones @NotDJonesTCU]

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