DANGERHAWK

Professional Wrestler // Union Pipefitter // Trained by Team 3D in Danbury CT. Booking: [email protected]

[DANGERHAWK @NotDMorgan]

Are you allowed to fight a politician? I don’t mean jumping them or sucker punching them. Like can I challenge them to a fist fight? Because I have a list of politicians I would love to fight

[DANGERHAWK @NotDMorgan]

HEY REMEMBER WHEN THESE WERE ALL A DOLLAR? WE SHOULD DO THA AGAIN

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

why does knowing what’s behind the door make it harder

[DANGERHAWK @NotDMorgan]

@snoringelbow Idk the word for how that makes me feel, but literally until I was taught the in ring stuff I never once thought about “selling” as fan. I knew it was good every time I said “oh shit they’re really hurt”. Cutting myself of their because I’ll ramble.

[DANGERHAWK @NotDMorgan]

@bigtroubleBB

[elliottswrestlingtwiter @elliottswrstlin]

I absolutely love this step over into a drop kick instead of a leapfrog by Barry Windham.

Tall dudes, steal this one.

[DANGERHAWK @NotDMorgan]

I do hope with Foxy Shazam being used so heavily in Peacemaker that they finally get the recognition they deserve

[DONKFORTRESS (parody) @D0NKFORTRESS]

does tim curry throughout the entirety of red alert 3 count

[DANGERHAWK @NotDMorgan]

Also fuck that dude in the face paint. Barely grab the guy attacking someone in the ring and just back up and let him continue.

[DANGERHAWK @NotDMorgan]

Every one in the ring had no clue what to do? You see someone in the ring who shouldn’t be there you get them out of the fucking ring.

[Ben Davis @BenTheBaneDavis]

So I guess Rampage Jackson’s son assaulted a wrestler tonight? What the fuck? https://t.co/KlkSptNEyv

[DANGERHAWK @NotDMorgan]

For my friends in Florida. Please reach out to me if you happen to see my little cousin.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Was it worth it?

[DANGERHAWK @NotDMorgan]

And in another ten years people will be speaking fondly of all of this just like how all the early 2000s stuff that was super lame when I was in HS is cool now

[nic carter @nic_carter]

what happened in 2010-15 man. we were seized by some kind of faux frontiersman cult for urbanites. probably the worst cultural era in history:

- stomp clap hey music. lumineers, mumford & sons, imagine dragons etc. awful. no redeeming qualities whatsoever
- stipped down exposed brick burger halls with signs saying "eat" on reclaimed barnwood. dim edison bulbs. drinks served out of a mason jar
- facial hair and flannel. bears and overdone mustaches popular with the soft urbanite types. lumberjack core
- relatedly, "manly" trinkets for dudes. beard oil. shaving kits. axes and leather aprons. "modern gentleman" brands in subscription boxes. packaged masculinity for consoomers. closely linked to reddit culture
- apothecarycore. every brand became a twee "Co." all using the same serif typeface
- heritage liquor and accoutrements. whisky as a personality trait. elaborate glassware setups

what the hell was this? why did everyone collectively lose their minds

[DANGERHAWK @NotDMorgan]

And people shat on other people when the same thing happened in omega/okada matches

[Nathan @Best4Business15]

Meltzer in Iyo/Rhea: “They were outside the ring for minutes with no referee. I mean, it just got preposterous that you’ve got this title match going for several minutes without sending out a ref.”)

5.75 star video unrelated, of course.

[DANGERHAWK @NotDMorgan]

I’m back

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

A beautiful cultural moment 🇲🇽

[DANGERHAWK @NotDMorgan]

@gigglysquad Hey so if no one can buy them, can we make a trade so my wife and sister can go to the meet and greet?

[DANGERHAWK @NotDMorgan]

This is a big ask but I have two extra tickets to @gigglysquad at Radio City tonight if anyone wants to go

[DANGERHAWK @NotDMorgan]

@bigtroubleBB Can confirm you will make more money as an HVAC mechanic + benefits than you will as a new recruit

[DANGERHAWK @NotDMorgan]

Idk something about hitting some guy with a tablet just isn’t the same as the old brick monitors

[DANGERHAWK @NotDMorgan]

@bigtroubleBB Incredible

[DANGERHAWK @NotDMorgan]

@BountyFlow @erickoenreich From my experience? Short version: Join a wrestling school