NotEspn

I make stupid, unreasonable statements about sports. (No, I am not Skip Bayless.) Parody account.

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Tom Brady said he will accept his suspension.

But really,

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Live look in at the Thunder's GM After Keven Durant's signing with warriors.

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Andrew Luck: yes, I'm the highest paid NFL player!

*NBA free agency happens*

Andrew Luck: I picked the wrong sport.

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Hassan whiteside will be payed 100 million dollars by the heat.

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In response to being drafted by the sixers, Ben Simmons has retired from the game of basketball.

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Ahh, the NBA draft, where one promising, unlucky player will be drafted by the sixers.

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SportsCenter is giving the Warriors a record for losing the finals!?!?

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Lebron's a savage in that ultimate warrior t-shirt! 😂😂😂

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[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

#MondayMotivation

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Darren McFadden broke his arm after he dropped his iPhone. Good thing the Cowboys don't have any Lombardi trophies to drop.

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Teacher: " Do all of the problems on page 278."

Me: " New phone, who dis?"

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The only reason Draymond Green is not allowed to play is the NBA feels bad for the entire city of Cleveland.

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Cavs after game four 😂😂😂

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When you get up to walk but your legs are asleep

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Tonight could possibly be the final game of the Stanley Cup Finals!

"Now what should I watch on Netflix" -everybody not Canadian.

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Roger Goodell has responded to the hacking of @NFL Twitter by suspending Tom Brady four more weeks.

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Klay Thompson- " We would definitely beat the showtime lakers"

Magic Johnson- " I'm HIV positive that wouldn't happen."