NotDaboSwinney

Parody account of what Dabo Swinney might like to say but won't.

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@alphafox You do have two #12s there and I've been pulling it since I was 13.

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@LqLana what, are y'all not cool with guys pretending to be women any more?

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@EmilySm43 Bro yes, even with the lights off and I'm figuring it out via the Braille system

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@ClownWorld Eating a million calories doesn't make you a millionaire

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@Erva_00_1 You could open up a big case of FU

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@BigPopz72 Getting so awful here that blacks might consider going back to Africa

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There is no chance I'm paying for premium X to a man who is the world's first trillionaire. Let him pay for it.

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@PedlarFan @BasedBlondex "Christ is King" just means the person is an antisemite. It has nothing to do with Christ actually being in charge of their life.

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@BasedBlondex You'd be surprised at how low many men's standards are. But no, I've never dated a girl that homely except for one sympathy date set up by friends.

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@jake_oncall Not ours. Some Muslim s**thole country import.

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@effect_motion_x Is baseball a euphemism for something else?

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@girlxwomanlove I'll split 4 into 2 2s

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@Sassy_Poonam_ @Sweet_Kristy101 You're not in the previous photo. Body isn't bad if you're 48 but if you're in your 20s ... yikes.

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@Sweet_Kristy101 I rock wit any of those odd numbers

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@Aku_700 must be something about the pigment

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@emiliaellermann THE MOST

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@kenswift

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@OutdoorHorizon Bitcoin. Then I can really decide what to do with my money in the coming weeks.

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@KitchenBites_ Welcome to the ER. Wheel me directly to the food poisoning ward.

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@WomenBeingAwful She did not get ditched. She's just thirsty ... for more than the Coke Zero she's sipping.