DSD

“Maybe it was just easier to fly than it was to stay on the ground. I hope I mattered.”
-Hal Jordan

[Mj @f5ved]

Good morning

[emo chud @swagassfag]

Dry humping is such an ugly word for such a heavenly beautiful soul bonding activity

[vomit @miuabws]

stop larping loneliness you have a whole friendgroup and your in a relationship my culture is not your costume

[jirachi💫 @astrablight]

oh to have a neurotypical sibling that respects your disability

[O Gui 🍐! jurídico Dinah Lance @Birdsofpera]

ADVINHA QUEM VAI NO CINEMA ASSISTIR THE BATMAN 2 HOJE

[Gojira ''Joose'' 🏳️‍🌈 🦖 @GojiraJoose]

IRL just sent me this with no elaboration

[Spiritomb @SPIR1T0M8]

its finally COCKtober 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦

[A. @justbored142]

who the fuck doubled it and gave it to me

[orcinus kid 🫍 @redifroga]

expecting the person you talked to at uni yesterday to say hi today is like thinking the stripper likes you

[Olivezz 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @JarOfOlivez]

The feeling when a friend that rarely texts first texts you first:

[Joe “shopvac” Powers @PowersJoe77544]

I’m gonna check the weather app 304 times tonight #IMissMyMom #Scared

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

The Onion doesn't miss.

[mads ໑̣ @allthistimer]

anti ai ads in the subway #healings

[u @petelmire]

first day of uni finished.... i think im going to attend every lecture and stay on top of my school work!!

[\ @backkslashh]

hr safety training quiz this is your coworker bob and he is gay how do you greet him in the morning
a) hey bob how its gaying
b) happy gayday
c) how's the wife and kids
d) hello

[aud @strrwbrriess]

this is my dispensary where we sell you weed with chiikawa

[Orion 💖🚩⚙️ @Orion25_GD]

Yo zack you doing ok? You going through something?

[SLEEZE🥳😛😈☔️ @Yosleeze]

Never ever deleting this app btw