Dan Hayes

Just a boy, pretending to be a wolf, pretending to be a king.

he/him/his

[Dan Hayes @NotDanHayes]

Happy AC⚡December to all who celebrate.

https://t.co/voXQ19gI8B

@acdc

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@jdwakefield @Kymi917

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My rooting interests aside, we're enough years removed from the name change that if you're wearing I*dians gear in public you are a certified Piece of Shit.

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@RealMikeBradley @BIMBOMINDSET My family was Yatzee

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@ThyJackPackage @11kmrn Because then it wouldn't be funny, pal.

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@KWinnipeg100 @11kmrn I've got five brothers-in-law. Gotta keep 'em on their toes.

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@pepewololo @11kmrn Then I wouldn't have a bit, M. Wololo Monk.

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@blockhim2026 The shot of Jack Quad's handshake almost made me weep.

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@varshos_gone 2005 Game 3

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@AGoldmund Probably not but they need to be introduced to "pralines and dick"

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My wife cackled at this for a while

[Guardskoto Yuki @guardsmaxxing]

I’m cracking up so bad rn

[Dan Hayes @NotDanHayes]

Head so smooth that thing flew CLEAN off

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@SheaSerrano I'm sure one of the Ringer writers will start it since that's what they seem to be doing now.

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For the longest time I thought the Nobel Prize in Literature was issued for specific books when they're released and honestly it seems insane that it's a Lifetime Achievement Award type of thing.

[Adrian McKinty @adrianmckinty]

Nobel Lit Prize odds...

I don't exactly know how they price this market unless there are leaks but it's v exciting to see Murakami and Pynchon so high today...

announcement on Thursday 7am EDT

[Dan Hayes @NotDanHayes]

@Loverism__ "This is what we're dealing with, guys" like he's picking up litter on the side of the road while drivers keep throwing trash out the window.

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@Goldmoone @INukeYou @murphy_tjm8286 I still consider that reading.

I think you can actively listen to an audio book, but mostly people do that while doing something else so it's different than "reading".

[Dan Hayes @NotDanHayes]

@charliekclly I have no idea on that. I think it was more about fans. (See my other reply.)

[Dan Hayes @NotDanHayes]

@AvenueQueer @charliekclly He said something along the lines of "a lot of people claim they love DB but I bet most of them have not listened to an actual DB album," people got Big Mad, and he didn't back down.

I don't know what made him start that. It was a few years before Bowie died.