Dumpster Dan

Aspiring Head & Shoulders spokesperson

[Johnny #TransactionNovember @JohnnyGiunta_]

Currently outside of the airport waiting for the Los Angeles Dodgers to arrive. I rented a bus and will be impersonating their bus driver. By approximately 10pm eastern they will be on route to Thunder Bay Ontario.

[Dumpster Dan @NotDannyAbth]

@bobsredmilf Please DM me!

[spencer🦕 @spen______]

Chris Coghlan on a random Tuesday in St. Louis in 2017

[Pitbull @pitbull]

If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ricooooooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

[spence @spencers_tweets]

I decided to vote for my friend Daniel

[Adult Trick or Treater @Paynuspain]

2002 Eminem Attack of the Clones tie-in song: Hello Artoo Deetoo. Pleased to meet you. I heard you and your boyfriend in the closet going beep boop beep boop
(R2D2 scream sound)
Dooku, Saddam what’s the difference. Cheney got no business, sending men to die in Iraq or Geonosis.

[Dumpster Dan @NotDannyAbth]

@jimdebrouwer @FoodProfessor ?

[Ron MacLean @Ron_MacLean]

'88 Stanley Cup. Wayne Gretzky told me watching Larry Bird set #99 on fire.I was also Deejay in 80's Blondie became a 1st Rap song to go #1.. tonight I'm thinking "Flash is fast,Flash is good.Fab 5 Freddy knows eveybody's fly. Hang each night in Raptor" Kawhi hits 1 from Canada.

[Dumpster Dan @NotDannyAbth]

@GinoHard_ Any clip of the incident?

[Dumpster Dan @NotDannyAbth]

The Staals are officially from Oliver Paipoonge

[Dumpster Dan @NotDannyAbth]

@scottthiessen Ask them if you can violently stone the defendant

[Dumpster Dan @NotDannyAbth]

@mikeystephens81

[Dumpster Dan @NotDannyAbth]

@mikeystephens81 Fair enough you get a pass this time

[Dumpster Dan @NotDannyAbth]

@mikeystephens81 Are you responding to tweets in the theatre?

[Dumpster Dan @NotDannyAbth]

@brutesbattaglia They’re just like me for real

[Dumpster Dan @NotDannyAbth]

@heatdaddy69420 Do the Rays need another bullpen arm?

[Dumpster Dan @NotDannyAbth]

@logopatt Good thing getting more hits wins you the game!