Daniel

[Daniel @NotDannyPaz]

Pinned

[️ @onsumsh]

bae i was js larping for twitter likes pls come back

[Bill Kapri @bitchrespector]

You ever stretch so good you moan like a faggot?

[Matt limit exceeded @mattS00774142]

Sucking their dicks makes them even angrier

[Trevor Allen 🩺 🥼 @TrevorAllenMD]

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Season 1 Opening Theme

"Get Your Game On"

The single greatest anime theme song in history.

[Thoka🧑🏿‍🚀 @thoka_2]

I’m done.

[𝑭𝒂𝒍𝒔𝒆9𝒊𝒏𝒆⚡ @3setproblem]

Okay now I believe the media has an agenda against Ronaldo

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Imagine being a kid and dying of measles, a disease we completely eradicated 27 years ago… because your parents watch Fox News and are as dumb as a fucking dickhead with a dickheaded brain

[𝗦𝗮𝗺☆ @LFC_Sam__]

mf that’s Isak and Lewandowski 😭😭😭

[Gravvy 🇲🇽 @cw18szn_]

🚨🚨 Erika Kirk says If Mexico’s striker Sanitago Gimenez were the shooter, “my husband would still be alive”

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

someone take City out of the oven

they’re done

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

me at the sushi restaurant after one sake bomb and a california roll i ate with a fork

[billz 🇾🇪 @Utd_Billzz]

scrolling through twitter right now as a football fan

#ManchesterIsRed

[sal. 🔞🔜 MFF @Spooky_Sal]

Dude trained him around like a CoD zombie

[chimpanzee on a keyboard @interestingmids]

Can you loan me some pussy til I get back on my feet

[Daniel @NotDannyPaz]

VIVA MEXICO

[owl ✧ @owlfukuro_]

i’m erectile at dis function

[MUSTAFA @f6markaz]

Deleted a dick pic of mine and got 2GB of storage back

[AAMUFC @UTDHQ07]

We are so back #MUFC

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

Fart backfired, damn near blew my nuts clean off