Dean Winchester

Dean Winchester. 36. Still alive. Still loving pie. Still wearing plaid. Still shooting things. Still completely and utterly in love with @WeakWings

[Dean Winchester @NotDeadDean]

@WeakWings Nope. *He shakes his head before shuffling closer in an attempt to do it again.* Not happening.

[Castiel @WeakWings]

#PeopleWhoMadeMy2014 @NotDeadDean My hunter-turned-husband. There is no one else I would rather spend my life beside. And plus- he's cute.

[Dean Winchester @NotDeadDean]

HAPPY NEW YEAR. I LOVE YOU ALL. PEACE OUT, NERDS.

[Dean Winchester @NotDeadDean]

Sometimes I wonder if I'm inapproriate.
Then I nope.

[Dean Winchester @NotDeadDean]

"Look how /big/ Dean is." #HungLikeAHorse

[Dean Winchester @NotDeadDean]

Do you ever just nope.
I seem to nope a lot.

[Dean Winchester @NotDeadDean]

@JimmyNovak13 *He raises an eyebrow before shrugging* I still did though. Now~ Close your eyes and hold out your hands.

[Dean Winchester @NotDeadDean]

Sometimes I wonder about you lot.

[Dean Winchester @NotDeadDean]

'pparently I'm an 'adorable arse.' You want to know who's /really/ an adorable ass? @WeakWings

[Dean Winchester @NotDeadDean]

A close run for first place on #GiantSexToyChampionship

[Dean Winchester @NotDeadDean]

And today on #GiantSexToyChampionship

[Dean Winchester @NotDeadDean]

Metatron is a penis face, pass it on

[Dean Winchester @NotDeadDean]

@WeakWings You are. *He nods before poking your side again* When I do that, you make the noise - It's friggin' cute.

[Dean Winchester @NotDeadDean]

@JimmyNovak13 // Hiding* Damn it...

[Dean Winchester @NotDeadDean]

@JimmyNovak13 Kid, I've already got something sorted. *With that, he ruffled Jimmy's hair* Just got t' get it from it's hising spot.

[Dean Winchester @NotDeadDean]

@WeakWings You're doing it again. That asshole- *Arching one eyebrow, he tilts his head* Adorable thing that makes me want t' kiss you.

[Dean Winchester @NotDeadDean]

Sometimes I wonder why I'm not yet a stand up comedian. Then I realise that even I don't laugh at my own jokes.

[Dean Winchester @NotDeadDean]

Read it and weep.

[Dean Winchester @NotDeadDean]

Two nuns in the shower. One says "Where's the soap?" T'other one says "Yes it does, doesn't it?"