Vishal

I have an irrational fear of things falling in the toilet. Formerly @Optimus_Brown #Derp

[Vishal @NotDoctorPatel]

I haven’t posted in almost 3 years. But @AtlantaFalcons, is Arthur Blank still sleeping?! For the love of god please fire Arthur Smith.

[Vishal @NotDoctorPatel]

@AtlantaFalcons Falcons: 3 RBs running all over the Washington D
Also Falcons on the goal line with 50sec left: throw it 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Amazon gonna have to start paying us to watch these games.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Mondays can be rough...

So, we’re giving away an Arenado home white jersey!

Retweet for your chance to win!

[LeGate @williamlegate]

BREAKING: Alaska also has “wind mills” and they don’t break down in cold weather because their government isn’t totally incompetent :)

[KRUPALI @krupali]

Oh India KNOWS how to write a headline.

[Vishal @NotDoctorPatel]

To all of those who have asked, I will not be sober on January 20th.

[Vishal @NotDoctorPatel]

Sen. Josh Hawley: Constituents Demanding Sen. Josh Hawley's Resignation - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/olJDUtkbJ9 via @Change

[Vishal @NotDoctorPatel]

Hey @RoyBlunt, your toddler needs to be fed. He’s throwing tantrums. Maybe he needs a nap? Or like, go home and stop trying to play grown up. Send @HawleyMO the fuck home. #resign

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

RT if you think the Senate should #ExpelJoshHawley

[Vishal @NotDoctorPatel]

@HawleyMO 👀 👀 👀 you’re an embarrassment to the state of Missouri.

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

Section 3 of 14th Amendment says “No person shall be a senator or representative in Congress [who] shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to enemies”

This should be invoked against any GOP member who objects to electoral count

[Vishal @NotDoctorPatel]

See @AtlantaFalcons, learn from your state. This how you don’t let a shit ton of people down. #geogia #senate

[Vishal @NotDoctorPatel]

What happened to blue lives matter? Or back the blue? Or “thugs” not peacefully protesting? WEIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

Happening in DC now. Trump supporters attacking police. They are not "law and order." They want to kill you if you disagree. Get them in jail.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

As it turns out voters don’t really like it when a political party spends all of its time on batshit election conspiracy theories in the middle of a fuckin pandemic.

[Ally Maynard @allymayn]

Fox News and Facebook did to our parents what they said video games would do to us.

[Vishal @NotDoctorPatel]

@KatieJaneEsp I have to constantly remind my team when they start bitching about potentially going virtual again that we should be thankful that it’s just going home and working in our PJs and not being laid off. It’s a tough perspective to give to some folks unfortunately. Chin up girl!

[Veterans United @veteransunited]

Your "thank you for your service" tweets have already raised $556,125 to pay off #Veterans’ home loans, and we’re just getting started!

Saying thank you is great, but let’s keep going to #MakeItMeanMore on #VeteransDay2020.

[Vishal @NotDoctorPatel]

Let’s #MakeItMeanMore today! For every Thank you for your service tweet, @veteransunited will be contributing $25 to ultimately pay off a Veterans’ mortgage! Tweet out, folks! #HappyVeteransDay

[Vishal @NotDoctorPatel]

Is it just me, or is it obnoxiously refreshing to hear a leader that is PRESIDENTIAL?! @JoeBiden

[Vishal @NotDoctorPatel]

Y’all, @FoxNews changed their tone of the alleged “voter fraud” extremely quickly today. Now saying “there’s no evidence to the claims of widespread fraud”. Ya love to see it.