Dylan Nicole

'About yourself in fewer than 160 chars.'
Now it's 118.
Now 104.
I'm just trying to say that there's nothing to say.
Let's go to space?

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

Got in a bus accident. #finally

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

I hate being excited; it's hard as a massive whale boner to fall alseep when pumped. #Canadabound

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

Mum bet one hundred dollars I'll swear before she does. She already said dick, shit and bitch- then insists they aren't swears. #Clevergirl

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

Talking about what would make me leave my boyfriend... With my boyfriend.

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

Pizza and ice cream and Coke and Lemon Heads and Gingerale until I simply burst. #sosueme

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

BBMANN and the new Lady Gaga album.
#bornthisway

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

Earl Grey Tea and my old yearbooks.
#whatilivefor

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

Shattering paper plates and slivers of porcelain in my blood stream. #thisband #ohmusic

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

I need to go camping.

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

Psychotics test. #how #failing #why

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

I am allergic to dogs. I was told to not go near dogs. I like dogs. I go near dogs. Oh cruel world, why me?

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

Late night HBO and my tears.
Not to mention spooning with Ben&Jerry.
#likeitmatters

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

OH MY GAGA. I'm watching HBO, and I'm sobbing so hard. I love her, and her ideas and music have gotten me though so much. #crying #LadyGaga

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

Off to my own funeral party.

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

Ju-das, Ju-da-ha-has.
#JUDAS #Gaga #letsdothis

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

I never knew how many girls needed a strangers help to stay alive until my ask box had 200+ messages...
#crying #cruel #why

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

Wanting some #McDonalds with an absolute passion.

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

I wore a hospital wrist-band to bed.
Woke up with a pale hand and bloody nails.
#irony #wut #dafuk

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

That wedding...
#royalwedding #holyshiiiit

[Dylan Nicole @NotDylan]

My school is 'LGBT friendly'
Yeah, right.
DOS tomorrow <3