NotEdHarris504

Brutal American. Pattern recognizer. Sundress supremacist.

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@barstoolsports Pavement Ape.

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@Yahya1134 @barstoolsports Hey there’s a Juneteenth party at work tomorrow. Do you know where I can buy some of those Kool-aid pineapples?

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@LionOfLove2025 @barstoolsports Hey there’s a Juneteenth party at work tomorrow. Do you know where I can buy some of those Kool-aid pineapples?

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@MargaretOrr @KBirtel Is that the Bay?

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@PlisskenPatriot Shitty random ¼ inch tattoos - like a heart behind the ear, or one number on the inner elbow - on an otherwise attractive woman.

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@mayorcantrell He "gives it from the front" alright.

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@NOPDNews @grok Aren’t there laws against public nudity and indecent exposure?

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@wdsu Again?

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@NOLAnews Our entire city council and mayor are already preparing for the humpining.

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@AOC You could be so much better looking with some blonde hair and a pilates trainer.

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@beyoncegarden “You gone learn today, honky”

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@Agent_Equis @NOLAnews

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@LilBubbey @loganclarkhall Exactly

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@IsaacHayes3 If everyone is an asshole, you’re probably the asshole.

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@steppedenizen I’d buy all of Metairie. Would also build a wall and hire Harry Lee’s ancestors as my henchmen.

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@HunterBiden @masonisonx What about Jared Kushner?

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@MorrisBartLLC “I swindled your insurance companies and bought a Porsche” - evil douche

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@TeamTrump @jbletlow @SenateGOP We all know by now that accounts named something cringy BS like @TeamTrump, MAGAPatriot, Trump4Eva are all full of shit and not to be trusted, kind of like @RepJuliaLetlow @jbletlow, who retweets said accounts.

Anyway vote @fleming4senate