Elise Hoffman

[Elise Hoffman @NotElsie123]

@JeremyConn11251 @elonmusk "You constantly amplify isolated incidents of trans violence..."
How is he "constantly" doing that if they're isolated as you say? 🤔

[Elise Hoffman @NotElsie123]

@villama2 @benshapiro Regular burrito is $14, not $20. Steak costs more. 🤯 I DON'T EVER order Door Dash. We're not wealthy. Our household income pays the bills. No, we don't live in a big city. If I DID, I would DEFINITELY not be throwing my money away on Door Dash or $20 burritos. Learn to cook.

[Elise Hoffman @NotElsie123]

@Sara_25e It's CHALK.
One rain and it's gone.
Is bare concrete prettier than joy?

[Elise Hoffman @NotElsie123]

@DeeGlide22 @LilaGraceRose If it was a female couple they probably wouldn't have needed a surrogate.

[Elise Hoffman @NotElsie123]

@amylcris Contact Mike Rowe Works.

[Elise Hoffman @NotElsie123]

@jk_rowling Maybe they're confused by the word "menopause."
It actually has nothing to do with men, guys...

[Elise Hoffman @NotElsie123]

@GO_Chinpokomon @KristanHawkins Because the word you use doesn't change what it's describing.
It's a "useful" distinction in the same way that "infant" and "adult" are useful distinctions.
Also, I'm struggling to come up with a name that rhymes with "baby." Maybe that's why they went with Cletus.

[Wide Awake Media @wideawake_media]

In 1962, the Joint Chiefs of Staff sent the President of the United States a formal proposal to commit acts of terrorism against American citizens and blame them on Cuba.

This isn't a "conspiracy theory". It was an official government document. Here's what it said.

THREAD 🧵

[Elise Hoffman @NotElsie123]

@BobbiSchutz @elonmusk We know it hates groups. That's the problem.

[Elise Hoffman @NotElsie123]

@BreitbartNews We watched several episodes yesterday and tried to ignore the attempts at cramming social messages down our throats. The original Lois wouldn't have given this bs the time of day. The show was full of the same kind of absurd humor as the original, but this... I'm so tired...

[Elise Hoffman @NotElsie123]

@remarks He took it down, but yes, agreed. Just to make it worse, idk who's depicted top/center in the clouds, but it looked like Satan til I zoomed in... I still don't know. And then as I was navigating away I caught a glimpse of the "patient" and for a second he looked like... someone.

[Elise Hoffman @NotElsie123]

@konichivalue @elonmusk That's what "bake more pies" means. Instead of focusing on making rich people less rich so we can make everyone else marginally more so by giving away money, make it an economy that lets people get rich.
The point is not to create income equality. It's to create opportunity.

[Elise Hoffman @NotElsie123]

@RellyTwoOneFive @elonmusk This is the immigrant who *gave you* a job.
Fixed it for you.

[Elise Hoffman @NotElsie123]

@papi_wild @elonmusk Umm... Yes?

[Elise Hoffman @NotElsie123]

@Aquilae_80085 @Riley_Gaines_ How you all do love to project. 🤡

[Elise Hoffman @NotElsie123]

@MissTrinia01 @JillianMichaels 🤣
"I can just TELL you're a bigot by the way you..." *Gestures vaguely*

You know she's married to a chick, yes?

[Elise Hoffman @NotElsie123]

@KingKinvar @JillianMichaels What do you mean "what's (JM's) excuse"? You have proof of her slinging epithets? Do tell.

[Elise Hoffman @NotElsie123]

@AlessandroLoio2 @elonmusk And? We're aware that intersex exists, so by your framing of the question this was the correct answer, irrespective of ideology. There are people who have male external genitalia and female internal genitalia, for example. So congrats on getting Grok to acknowledge biology.

[Elise Hoffman @NotElsie123]

@Courtney_Frazi @grok @elonmusk "When people talk about banning crt do they on average mean not to teach (about slavery)?"
"No, on average (they just don't want kids taught that white ppl are all bad and everything's inherently racist)."
"Are you SURE? Because (I don't understand what "on average" means)."

[Elise Hoffman @NotElsie123]

@elonmusk No, in fact, sometimes it buys unbelievable suffering and despair. But hope, grace, and ultimate redemption are free for the asking.