Emily Holbrook

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[Emily Holbrook @NotEnoughEmily]

Some of you need to learn about punctuation

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Sure I'll help you out. Where did you come in from?

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You know what's awesome? Not much.

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Hey, people wearing camouflage. I can see you. It's not working.

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My New Year's resolution is to be more forward thinking.

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At what point in life does it become increasingly easy to get away with saying inappropriate things? It's been a downward slope so far.

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What the hell. A little porn syrup won't kill me.

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Just before I die, I'm gonna change my FB status to "Sure there's some screaming going on but I honestly thougt it would be hotter".

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Uhm, yeah... Sure I wanna hold your baby.

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The world's tallest mermaid.

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On a scale of one to ten, who the hell is this Kanye?

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SPOILER ALERT

The Revenant is pretty much when Leo is incapacitated in Wolf of Wall Street except it's a bear and not quaaludes.

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Smart-ass points awarded to co-worker Ben for pointing out that I described him with the adjective "undescribable".

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Cool expression, but can you tell me about the 21 first catches? Are there any more?! JEEZ KNOW SOMETHING BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR FACE HOLE!

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The Apatani tribe just can't get enough of the smell of Oreos.

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I suck at flirting. And other eye contact sports such as social interaction.

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*knocks on gates of hell*

Yeah... Hi there! I heard you dismiss christians here. Can I come in and take a look?

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Is there a way of not losing all respect for people who question why you know who directed the movie they're talking about?

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I'd kinda like to bring back prohibition for just one weekend just to see what happens to Twitter.

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Because it's deep shit like this male lions think up chilling under their favorite acacia.