Ethan Smith

Venmo: NotEthanSmith | IBEW, local 22

[Ethan Smith @NotEthanSmith_]

In 3rd grade I accused a girl of taking my calculator. She threw some sass at me so I told the teacher on her. She got in trouble & got her recess taken away for the week. Haley if you’re reading this, I’m sorry for accusing you, b/c I just found that calculator in my basement

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes

[Barstool ‘Skers @BarstoolHusker]

WE WON A ONE SCORE GAME

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Get tf out my way type way. @dvbbs @xxbridge

[Ethan Smith @NotEthanSmith_]

I don’t trust people who eat chunky peanut butter

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Earth is not flat, it’s a hollow globe & Donkey King lives there!

[Ethan Smith @NotEthanSmith_]

@MartiniGuyYT Eth!

[Ethan Smith @NotEthanSmith_]

“I’ll get gas in the morning before work” is an absolute terrible decision

[Ethan Smith @NotEthanSmith_]

People who wear shoes in their house are weird

[Ethan Smith @NotEthanSmith_]

@Thar_Amphala @RuleEdward Thanks man🤙🏻

[Ethan Smith @NotEthanSmith_]

My fiancée

[Ethan Smith @NotEthanSmith_]

Posted these on insta but felt like twitter should see them too

[Ethan Smith @NotEthanSmith_]

@FIains @Chandllleeerrr

[SZA @sza]

Gn to niggas name Ethan . I jus like the name

[Ethan Smith @NotEthanSmith_]

25,000 people 3,164 have died
lose their lives from the corona
A DAY from virus within the
HUNGER last 4 months

[Ethan Smith @NotEthanSmith_]

Can’t have Christmas without watching this clip from the office

[Ethan Smith @NotEthanSmith_]

My girlfriend wanted to decorate our living room for the holidays but I didn’t so we compromised and now the whole house is being decorated

[Ethan Smith @NotEthanSmith_]

Zooming down to a single atom

[Ethan Smith @NotEthanSmith_]

Me: *Petting a random dog*

*Dog sniffs you once*

My brain:
DONT SAY IT
DONT SAY IT
DONT SAY IT
DONT SAY IT
DONT DAY IT
DONT SAY IT
DONT SAY IT
DONT SAY IT
DONT SAY IT

Me: I bet you smell my dog huh?

[Ethan Smith @NotEthanSmith_]

When there’s two potholes on the road and you’re forced to decide which’s the better one of the two